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Commented on Slender Man

They were shit killlers. If you wanna kill someone in the woods, hang them from a tree, and stab them in the chest with a sudden, fluid, powerful movement of your arm.

I’ve never killed anybody, I just get bored making a turkey sandwich sometimes. Mmm….turkey.

Jun 03, 2014 at 04:55PM EDT

Commented on Slender Man

My faith in humanity has dropped a good 50%.

Dumb fucking bitches, if you want to please somebody, either sell your soul to Satan or put yourself on webcam.

Wait, they’re 12?

Scratch out that last one.

Jun 03, 2014 at 04:51PM EDT

Commented on 9gag

Chezburger isn’t even funny to begin with.

Apr 19, 2014 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on Sir Fedora

I’m going to say it right now : Reddit is the place where you get downvoted to oblivion as a new member on a subreddit, and then get less and less. The more quiet ones are the ones where people generally aren’t assholes.

Remember, a decent 45% or so of the “Hot” front page posts on reddit are TILs.

I don’t see how he gets so popular, but the small and very good channels (Such as Whoisthisgit) have next to no subscribers, while Sir Fedora is renowned across the internet.

When a famous 4chan child is famous, they’re getting ridiculed.

When this happens on REDDIT, they are praised as gods, next to the Helix fossil.

Apr 19, 2014 at 12:40AM EDT

Commented on Anonymous

They were cool. For one, the Habbo Hotel raid was HILARIOUS, while still fighting for justice. They tracked down a TERRIBLE human being who abused his cat and posted it on YouTube, etc.

Feb 07, 2014 at 09:01PM EST

Commented on Ethan Couch's Affluenza Defense

I lost my faith in humanity countless years ago, but this lowered my faith even MORE, and it was at the lowest point possible.

Feb 07, 2014 at 08:58PM EST

Commented on Ethan Couch's Affluenza Defense

I swear, rich people can get away with ANYTHING. I’m not being racist, but this is the truth. Minority caught hunting without a permit? OOOHHHHH, 25 YEARS IN PRISON FOR YOU.

A rich white kid does the exact same thing…

Eh, just get the fuck off my hands, you’re innocent.

Feb 07, 2014 at 08:57PM EST

Commented on Shiny Pidgey

Only shiny I ever got…shiny Spritzee…in Pokemon Y.


Dec 06, 2013 at 11:53PM EST

Commented on Top Ten Animals of 2013

I would live the age of Arrow to the Knee and Fus Ro Dah again (2011-2012) than put up with this shit called “Doge”.

Dec 06, 2013 at 11:32PM EST

Commented on Hashtag


I remember those days when YTP was awesome, and involved CD-I games. I remember the old design…

Then YouTube sold out.

R.I.P YouTube.

Now with One Channel, we’re all fucked.

Jun 16, 2013 at 06:15PM EDT

Commented on Hashtag

And that’s why I don’t use social networking.

Jun 16, 2013 at 06:13PM EDT

Commented on Psy

Aaannndddd that’s why I hate most of these fucking idiots in the states.

When I say most I mean some Americans are cool, but most are idiots…

Jun 16, 2013 at 06:08PM EDT

Commented on Halo

Halo…my 3rd favorite series in history that I’ve played…

But Assassin’s Creed and Elder Scrolls is better.

Still a really good game though.

Also, nice post Zancrow. Lol.

Nov 11, 2012 at 12:38PM EST

Commented on Star Wars

I thought Jar-Jar was okay. Sure, he was a total dumbass, and so clumsy, I mean, he dumped whatever the hell that was in some guy’s drink!

But…Clone…Wars…must be discontinued. It’s a total piece of shit.

Nov 03, 2012 at 12:19AM EDT

Commented on Star Wars


I understand why people hate George Lucas, but I don’t give 2 damns what you say. The only good show Disney has is Phineas and Ferb, which manages to be the same every episode and creative at the same time.



Sure, downvote me. But I don’t want Disney in my favorite movie series.

Also, I like the prequels a lot too. Come at me bro.

But…releasing special editions THAT AREN’T EVEN THE SAME AS THE ORIGINAL?


Oct 31, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT

Commented on Fired Big Bird / Mitt Romney Hates Big Bird

WTF Mitt Romney? This shit was my childhood. And the Futurama reference pic, good job to whoever made it. I would not get it if I had not watched the first 13 episodes of Futurama recently.

Oct 09, 2012 at 11:26PM EDT

Commented on Amanda Bieber's Tweets

OK let’s compare how much Off the Wall (Michael Jackson) sold, and check My World (Justin Bieber)


Also note I took this off Wikipedia. HERP DERP

Off the Wall : 8x Platinum

My World : Platinum

And I’m not putting Thriller in instead of Off the Wall because that’d be unfair as fuck.

I’m sorry if I looked like a douche by researching on Wikipedia.

I want Justin Bieber off THIS FUCKING PLANET RIGHT. NOW.

I hope he dies of cancer or AIDS. Or maybe Hepatitis C.

Jul 03, 2012 at 10:24AM EDT

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