Simon Gruber

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Location: NJ, USA

Joined Nov 29, 2012 at 10:32AM EST


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About

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?


Recent Activity

Commented on The Fappening / Celebgate

You’d have to be a pretty dense motherfucker to store compromising photos of yourself on a cloud service.

Looks at list of celebs

Oh..

Sep 01, 2014 at 04:19PM EDT

Commented on 5c2.jpg

I couldn’t tackle the bear.
They took my stain.

Aug 31, 2014 at 04:05PM EDT

Commented on a0f.png

This was immediately the first thing I went searching for after I read that. Thank you.

Aug 29, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

Commented on 20c.jpg

Set your dongs to maximum expansion.

Aug 28, 2014 at 01:03AM EDT

Commented on dcb.png

MICROSOFT OFFICE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Aug 26, 2014 at 09:24PM EDT

Commented on GAEMZ JURNALIZM

Gone Home was a stroke of brilliance in its story and the way it was told. The gameplay was admittedly nothing special but it was like reading a great book for a few hours.

Aug 25, 2014 at 04:19AM EDT

Commented on ISIS

I am not saying you are necessarily wrong, but I am just going to step in here and note that your arguments and inflated faulty grammar wreak of pretentiousness. Furthermore, this debate is older than the site itself, so you might want to let it go, hotshot.

Aug 22, 2014 at 01:54AM EDT

Commented on Tetris

>30 year old classic
>"+1 wait"

Aug 21, 2014 at 12:50PM EDT

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