Location: NJ, USA
Joined Nov 29, 2012 at 10:32AM EST
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As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
YOU THINK I’M FUCKIN AROUND HERE?! MARK IT ZERO.
Jeff Gordon would probably disagree. I would probably too regardless, extrapolating your education via your grammar.
HARRY POTTER IS DIED?!
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I would like to read this.
DAMN YOU FLORIDA MAN
Wait you’re a Rangers fan? I RETRACT ALL UPVOTES
I agree. As a Yankees fan I always thought BC was an outstanding pitcher, especially considering his… erm, girth. The testosterone suspension aside I still think he’s a great pitcher.
That all being said, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
I actually kind of wish this was a real thing.
This is fucking amazing. I can’t wait.. he’s not a great driver but its awesome that reddit got him a sponsor and of all things its DOGECOIN.
He has long thick sleeves, I was thinking it’s probably a ripcord that quickly pulls the treat up near his armpit where his BO and/or deodorant would mask the smell. Just a theory though.
Seems legit, especially considering MS Paint was used for this operation.
Huskies and malamutes are completely different breeds. Just sayin.
Tell that to RED when he is trapped in the middle of tall grass oblivion with one surviving pokemon that has been badly poisoned.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR DEAD?!
I am going to have nightmares.