Simon Gruber

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Location: NJ, USA

Joined Nov 29, 2012 at 10:32AM EST


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About

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?


Recent Activity

Commented on 849.jpg

YOU THINK I’M FUCKIN AROUND HERE?! MARK IT ZERO.

Apr 17, 2014 at 04:43AM EDT

Commented on On Jeff Ears

Jeff Gordon would probably disagree. I would probably too regardless, extrapolating your education via your grammar.

Apr 16, 2014 at 01:03PM EDT

Commented on Come on, racism is bad Mr. Johnson please stop

Everything you need to know about the presidents crowe gettin gerald su owned by social justice simon pulse teen nonfiction warriors youth with special needs on the bad early 90s haircut internet.

I would like to read this.

Apr 08, 2014 at 02:19AM EDT

Commented on Bartolo Colon at Bat

I agree. As a Yankees fan I always thought BC was an outstanding pitcher, especially considering his… erm, girth. The testosterone suspension aside I still think he’s a great pitcher.

That all being said, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Apr 04, 2014 at 03:08AM EDT

Commented on Dogecoin

This is fucking amazing. I can’t wait.. he’s not a great driver but its awesome that reddit got him a sponsor and of all things its DOGECOIN.

Mar 27, 2014 at 06:50PM EDT

Commented on Taikuutta koirille - Magic for dogs

He has long thick sleeves, I was thinking it’s probably a ripcord that quickly pulls the treat up near his armpit where his BO and/or deodorant would mask the smell. Just a theory though.

Mar 24, 2014 at 02:02AM EDT

Commented on Jealous Husky

Huskies and malamutes are completely different breeds. Just sayin.

Mar 14, 2014 at 06:26PM EDT

Commented on 8ed.png

Tell that to RED when he is trapped in the middle of tall grass oblivion with one surviving pokemon that has been badly poisoned.

Mar 14, 2014 at 08:14AM EDT

Commented on 955.png

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR DEAD?!

Mar 08, 2014 at 12:45AM EST

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