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Commented on Nancy Grace tells dad missing son found alive

The child showed signs of severe abuse and neglect and accused both his father and stepmother of abusing him, but for some reason they only arrested the stepmother. Who knows what happened. I’m thinking maybe they beat him unconscious, panicked thinking he was dead, and dumped him in a vacant lot (a common method of body disposal among Detroit murderers) but the kid regained consciousness and found his way home and back to the basement (where stepmom and dad reportedly were in the habit of keeping him locked up.)

Jun 28, 2014 at 07:07PM EDT

Commented on Shia LaBeouf

A society that truly cared about children would outlaw using them as professional entertainers.

Jun 28, 2014 at 12:18PM EDT

Commented on STFU

Okay, but nowhere on this entry are the toothy brown thing and the thing it’s yelling at identified.

Apr 17, 2014 at 02:20PM EDT

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One of my favorite macros ever.

Apr 09, 2014 at 11:29AM EDT

Commented on ab4.jpg

You just never can tell, can you.

Apr 03, 2014 at 02:45PM EDT

Commented on Internet Coke Machine

I first read about this many years ago in a pre-WWW book about the internet. The author described it in that in-jokey way that some nerds have that made it impossible to figure out whether it was real or some kind of virtual game.

Mar 12, 2014 at 03:12PM EDT

Commented on Benedict Cumberbatch

I think women aren’t in love with Benedict so much as they’re in love with Sherlock, who is a very sexy alluring character. When he’s out of character Benedict comes across like a big old friendly labradoodle, which is probably why he hasn’t been regarded as a sex god up until now.

Feb 19, 2014 at 12:21PM EST

Commented on Benedict Cumberbatch

Tyler Mitchell definitely looks like he’s got a shared genome with Benedict (not hard when you’re both from a small island.) The only wrong note is the dark hair. Benedict’s real hair color is red. At that age he was a strawberry blond.

Feb 18, 2014 at 06:45PM EST

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Feb 13, 2014 at 10:53AM EST

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Feb 08, 2014 at 07:58AM EST

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