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Commented on Paul Walker's Death

i was at home wanking to gay porn
when interrupted from phone ring
“paul is kill”

Dec 02, 2013 at 02:46PM EST

Commented on 5fe.png

I heard of the cornbelt of USA, but never heard of the Creampie-belt so far.

Sep 04, 2013 at 02:06PM EDT

Commented on SCP Foundation

Oh, and my idea about a SCP is about flies and them being alien drones, collecting intel and DNA-samples.

Sep 04, 2013 at 08:14AM EDT

Commented on SCP Foundation

Well. There is a SCP about a bank vault, where you put objects to valuable to you into it and close the door, the door will be open and instead of the object, there will be money, gold or gems. And sometimes it lures people inside of it and “exchanges” them for money.
It is SCP-375 and it is the lowest rated SCP with -17.

Sooooooooooooooooo, i advise you against it.

Sep 04, 2013 at 08:11AM EDT

Commented on Colorized History

Do not be fooled, people!
This is not a good thing. It is the SCP Foundation trying to cover up that they couldn`t contain SCP-8900-EX!

Aug 20, 2013 at 04:28PM EDT

Commented on Super Best Friends Play

Hey! I know these guys: “Hey i`m grump i`m not so grump”


On an unrelatated note: Woolie sucks!

Kenpachi-Rama-Sama ♥

Aug 20, 2013 at 01:23AM EDT

Commented on Vine Kitten Kicker

Let`s see ….
1 (one) post with the N-word
2 (two) reaction-photos of black people showing disgust
52 (fifty-two) comments altogether

Yes, ALL the racism ….. roll_eyes

Aug 14, 2013 at 08:52AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Nice and fine, nice and fine.
But if somebody (Doge) clicks on a link labeled “My little Pony” and is annoyed to see nothing else besides pictures and videos of “My little Pony” and read nothing else besides people talking about “My little Pony”, i would have to question that persons rational thinking.
Like BSOD said, if he is annoyed about ponies being posted anywhere else, he has to say it there.
I personally don`t bust a Twilight-convention and shout “WTF is this shit? My girlfriend is reading these books and it`s a boner-killer.”

Aug 12, 2013 at 02:30PM EDT

Commented on Realm of the Mad God

Ermmm, no. Because of the age-old german proverb “Das geht mir am Arsch vorbei”
I don`t play the game. I didn`t even heard of this game.
But i give it the benefit of a doubt. Maybe it could become a good entry, if i would think otherwise i would have posted a picture of a special Marvel superhero already.
Because i don`t know this game, i don`t feel the spark-of-recognizition or won`t get the inside-jokes when i would see the game referenced somewhere else. I would make a bad editor.
Or in other words:
Divide and Conquer
Love and Tolerance

Aug 10, 2013 at 05:06PM EDT

Commented on Realm of the Mad God

What i wrote, were advices to a new member indeed and you caught me on a good day.
Maybe you don`t know all of my advices, but some of them are explained in the rules, that page between the buttons “+ an entry” and “Continue”.
Rules that apply here and are mentioned in my advices:
DO explain clearly what the meme is, who, when, where and how it was started, where it has spread to and when applicable, how it has changed over time.

DO NOT write in the first-person perspective or editorialized opinions.


Check out the “Confirmed” section to see how entries are written that have been sucessfull.

Aug 09, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT

Commented on Realm of the Mad God

Some advices:

Block text is bad
Less of You-do-this-then-you-that-after-that-you-do-that
Elaborate on “… A lot of the famous people for example Kalle and Henez who make videos on YouTube …”. Who are these people? Where are these videos?
Explain more of this: How many people play this? Are there Memes in this Subculture? Fan-Videos? Reaction Pictures? Where has this spread?
Also, ‘we’ don’t use words like “you” and especially “we” in the description.

Aug 09, 2013 at 05:13PM EDT

Commented on Borracho de la arbolada/tramboliko

A man from Paraguay named Diego Pérez was driking with a friend on a gas station
and he said to the other that they should go to sleep because the next day they had to work
and then, they were going home by motorbike
and they made a gap and crashed.

Aug 05, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT

Commented on Printing Out the Internet

Why printing out the internet if you can have it on 150 handy 3.5" discs?

And, yes, disc #1 to #12 is Pr0n.

Jul 30, 2013 at 03:17PM EDT

Commented on An Hero

I get the impression that you think that trolls are nice people.
Trolls are by definition assholes who use any kind of leverage to make somebody rage.
So, for them, the death of one kid is nothing.

Jul 27, 2013 at 03:55PM EDT

Commented on Dumb Coworker

Look Ma, i can do paint!

Also: Rules:

DO NOT create an entry for the sake of launching your original creation.
DO NOT write in the first-person perspective or editorialized opinions.

Also: You are an internet crybaby.

Jul 26, 2013 at 01:24PM EDT

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