Soldier

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Location: I am running in the 70's, lol internet

Joined Jun 15, 2012 at 06:41PM EDT


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About

A rocket launcher is not just about blowing shit up.

This legendary technique created by Shakespearicles, the strongest writer ever, has saved my life several times, it is said it’s impossible to play me propely without jumping, well, let me tell you that it is FUNDAMENTAL, In a single succession of movements I can cover a distance a scout couldn’t even dream of reaching, there are no stairs? No problem, Now you may be wondering, “do I have what it takes to perform it”?

Those so called “scientists” think our bodies are so limited, but I’m a human and you can see me jumping around, so why couldn’t any of you do it? Go out there and make me proud.
Don’t stop believing


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Dec 04, 2013 at 11:27PM EST

Commented on 412.png

BULLSHIT! YOU DIDN’T CONVINCE ME!
Do you think it’s as simple as that, I have actual training, I trained myself to use weaponery, I have fought countless armed men by my own, reading won’t save you, sister

But, I gotta recognize, that you are a damn great leader.

May 05, 2013 at 07:29PM EDT

Commented on Mexx Android's wall

And it has convinced me that he as gone senile, he is supposed to be a brit but can barely write, it makes feel kind guilty, you know, since I took his castle and his pills away, and he is the subject of ridiculousness
like .cornflakes:

But that wizard is ghost, an inmortal, he is not even a good wizard and, a man must finish the fights he starts!

Mar 16, 2013 at 04:18PM EDT

Commented on 5f2.png


I hate the N°55 crate, with a burning passion.

Mar 16, 2013 at 12:53AM EDT

Commented on ♔Leonidas Da King♚'s wall

Nice broken image, Merasmus, I understand that you are old, but at least learn some basic internet skills, for God’s sake!

Mar 04, 2013 at 01:14PM EST

Commented on ♔Leonidas Da King♚'s wall

What kind of coward do you think am I?!
Don´t try to play the benevolent villian card on me, you disgrace to the afterlife! She is a slow-paced killer anyway, and according to her nature, she is more like a friend rather than a weapon, go ahead, mock me for that, but I remember to you that your ostrich castle is a racoon sanctuary now, so, what will you do now, READ? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mar 02, 2013 at 12:50AM EST

Commented on ♔Leonidas Da King♚'s wall


i KNEW IT! You are a worthless maggot without me, Merasmus, face it, you get easily killed with arrows, you spells are utter shit and an idiot like me could take you out of your home, give up, you’ll never kill me.

Feb 26, 2013 at 11:41PM EST

Commented on Pizza's wall

There is something you don’t know: I HATE PYROS!
I can’t say it doesn’t take skill, but after his meet the team video, I feel trolled and disgusted with having such a girly freak dishonoring our teams and airblasting our rockets!
But a team must keep together so… yeah.

Feb 24, 2013 at 07:15PM EST

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

Alright, let’s finish this. That comment of mine was one of the most simple and dumbest of my career, so, after I gathered enough information, now I know it all, you are nothing but the product of a twisted, sick and bored mind, YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN EXIST! But since you do, I’m challenging you play your best card, Are you going to kill me now? Ha, I would like to see you try!

C’mere, sister.

Feb 20, 2013 at 09:48AM EST

Commented on SubjectNumber32's wall

Years of service, and the best thing I get is this broken peice of crap.
And the description, do I look like a conspiracist to you?

Feb 05, 2013 at 11:41AM EST

Commented on Infinite source of Pootis' wall

Pootis, huh? From what I heard, is a call made in order to obtain dispenser from the closest engineer, I have seen several recordings of the mass destruction they make, I HAVE NO BUSSINES WITH YOU, I MUST DESTROY YOU BEFORE YOU BEGIN THE RUSHING AND THE REST OF US SUFFERS A NEW POOTIS AGE!

Melee attack mode, ACTIVATE!

Feb 05, 2013 at 11:17AM EST

Commented on Sandstone's wall

So it seems I’m the only class here who doesn’t hate the Scout face, just try to deal with it, it’s a afd, accept it, embrace it.

Feb 01, 2013 at 11:26PM EST

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