Soldier

“Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard” -Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder)

>changes This is just like it happened with Fidel and Raul Castro, a recolor, and even worse, a superstitious worshipper, I hate to admit it, but once again, freedom loses.

Again, remember them? A real life war is the future, not that kid infested recreation, it takes balls to fight knowing you will likely die and there’s no respawn. That’s the way I like it.

Second comment:YEEEEEAAAAAH

Way to go introducing yourself. /sarcasm Try again.

B-But you are a doctor, aren’t you supposed to be so smart? Well, on topic:

“WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn’t your mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!” -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Never forget

I wanted to join a server but MOTD shown an ad and the game crashed

>KOTH captured back >0:00, victory >That feel I get crit-rocketed to death right before the timer runs out

You pussies argiung about war games, well, then this is by far the most realistic war game, with the most accurate graphics and story: Next time you maggots want to bitch about a FPS, go to the real world and FIGHT like the men you’re supossed to be.

You bunch of maggots make me feel ashamed, fighting over food, WHEN YOU ALL SHOULD BE OUT THERE FIGHTING THE ENEMY!, but who is this enemy? I can’t do it by my own for too much time, a leader is nothing without a team, Reimu and Robotnik are red, so will be perfect additions, since one is DBZ-level overpowered, Robotnik, you build robots and stuff, you are his perfect counterpart.GIVE ’EM HELL, BOYS!

You get a Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun I insert my Tin Soldier robot suit.

And THAT is how you do it, men.

Alright, as an heterosexual (inb4yaoifanart) democratic ‘murican, I can say two things: 1. I’m pretty sure this is a big goddamn experiment 2. Expect to see posts like the 4th one very often lawl

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Even my phone has that badass american mercenary feel I like.

The only downside about this, is that IT CAN’T BE BROKEN, the description says it, the kill icon, there’s even a broken model, but just lies, other than that, it’s much better than an unnamed beer.

1. Obligatory Jackie Chan mention 2. Obligatory RandomMan mention 3. Rockets Did I win?