Spooky Sam


Location: The Skeleton War

Joined Apr 25, 2013 at 08:24PM EDT



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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. Just to make it clear: I’M A GIRL. This may seem rude, but lots of people are confused about this and I want to make it pop. My favorite things in the entire universe are Metroid, Zelda, Metal Gear, Lord of the Rings, spiders, high heels, and anything creepy/shady.

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Username History

Metal Overlord
Emperor Ing
Zavok the Zeti
Samuel Rodrigues
The Biggest Boss
Stealthy Space Sam/Snake
Science Spider
Ruthless Reaper
Witch King

IRC Name=SluttySam

Recent Activity

Commented on l4tul4 pyrop3 th3 r4d g4m3r grl's wall

This profile is dank as fuck.

Also, wow, you’re changing your profile more than I used to, and that’s hard to do. At one point people kept forgetting I existed and thinking some new member kept randomly popping up. You have like new username every other week though. You might set the record.

Oct 20, 2014 at 11:13PM EDT

Commented on A$AP Twisty's wall

NOOOOOO! KYM has been taken over by the homosucks! This is all the fault of the SJW nazis and the liberal media I’m telling you!

Oct 20, 2014 at 11:05PM EDT

Commented on Twenty-One's wall

Join our Hyrule Warriors thread cult. You know you want to.

Oct 20, 2014 at 07:57PM EDT

Commented on ♈'s wall

What’s with the name and the homosuck av?

Oct 20, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT

Commented on Scumbag Christian

One exists already. Look it up. It’s a picture of Dawkins. It’s not funny though, just like this one.

Oct 17, 2014 at 06:08PM EDT

Commented on Gender Swapping

Noooooooo… I’m actually fine with most of the staff’s choices, like hashtags and advice animals don’t really bother me. They almost always have some kind of spread and that’s a good reason to make them even though it annoys people. This however, is downright stupid.

Oct 17, 2014 at 05:51PM EDT

Commented on Kotor's wall

Alright, I actually tried it a second time, and now it did the download for like 10 minutes and everything’s set. I can’t wait to actually use it! As I said in the thread, I can only play it tomorrow.

Oct 16, 2014 at 10:18PM EDT

Commented on PSAT

The test isn’t even that bad, what’s with all this shit.

Oct 16, 2014 at 08:07PM EDT

Commented on Kotor's wall

That’s what I did though. I feel like something’s wrong. I saw the DLC load up on the Wii U menu even, but it didn’t take very long and in the actual game there were no updates shown.

Oct 16, 2014 at 08:05PM EDT

Commented on ea4.jpg

You think they care about age, or anything really, in the hentai world?

I thought so.

Oct 16, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

Commented on Kotor's wall

Ha! That’s pretty poor planning on their part. Well, how did you get the DLC? I honestly have no idea how to get any of it. My game’s still the same, so I don’t think it could be automatic.

Oct 16, 2014 at 07:52PM EDT

Commented on Kotor's wall

I think I figured out how you unlock the trio. It says here that there are 5 new story levels that serve as a prequel to the story already available. I’m guessing this story involves being the three putting their plan into place.

Wait, on second thought, that only counts if you bought the DLC, and these characters are a free download. If it’s paid for, I think that’s how it works, but I still have no idea how they would be added if someone just gets the free stuff. I’m pretty sure these 5 stages involve the three though.

Oct 15, 2014 at 08:23PM EDT

Commented on 1ea.jpg

Everything about this is wrong. The recolored characters are just the beginning. The art on the cardboard is from Heroes and the plastic doesn’t even fit the cardboard right. They just glued it on from something else. I need to know what kind of fuckin’ store would even attempt to sell this.

Oct 15, 2014 at 06:51PM EDT

Commented on b8b.jpg

That’s adorable. I love how she does the opposite of what every kid who thinks they were turning into spiderman would do.

Oct 15, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Proven fact. Also a fact that SJWs are ISIS

Oct 14, 2014 at 11:45PM EDT

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