Strongbrush the Pony


Location: Equestria

Joined Jan 18, 2010 at 02:01PM EST



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I’m a pony. Ponies are cool.

If you hate me, that’s okay. But you can’t stop me from being me. Or being awesome.


Recent Activity

Commented on c5d.jpg

A Music video, Fenris.

That was a music video.

Jul 08, 2014 at 11:26AM EDT

Commented on Seduce me

Dash: “…you?”
Rarity: “Seduce me.”
Dash: “Rarity, I’m not gonna-”
Rarity: “SEDUCE ME!”
Dash: “Okay, okay!” picks up bucket of hay fries “Hey, what’s up… handsome? I, uh, got a bucket of hay fries-”
Rarity: slaps Rainbow Dash I’m not one of your hay fry gigolos! I’m a stallion! I like my mares dashing, mysterious and dangerous! You want to be my lover? Earn it! SEDUCE ME!"

Jul 07, 2014 at 01:14PM EDT

Commented on 0ec.png

Okay, not to infuriate people or anything, but I think there’s too much gay stuff in fanon. Not that I have a problem with gay couples, but isn’t there one universally-recognized heterosexual pairing in the fandom? How does ANYPONY have kids if everyone is gay?

I’m just asking. It really doesn’t make any sense.

Jul 07, 2014 at 01:01PM EDT

Commented on Awfully long title

In other words…

Seriously, though. Can we not turn everything into a huge issue for once?

Jul 07, 2014 at 12:55PM EDT

Commented on 70a.jpg

comes out of bathroom Your faucet is leaking. Should I call a plumber?

Jul 05, 2014 at 03:26PM EDT


First thing I would do is go comfort Fluttershy. Second thing I would do is chew the guy out for being mean to her.

And by “chew him out” I mean yell at him for about ten minutes straight.

Jul 03, 2014 at 07:56AM EDT

Commented on #AskThicke

I think the main problem that people have with the song is that he never bothers to ask for consent and instead just says “I know you want it.”

Besides, “Blurred Lines” isn’t the only problem people are having with him. He recently released an album about his ex-wife Paula, and on this album directly states his intent to “win her back.” Needless to say, the album has been criticized as being very stalker-y.

I don’t know how much truth there is to the female singer argument you made (it would really be helpful if you included an example of a rape-y song by a woman), but I think that the problem there would boil down to double standards, considering that people are less likely to recognize implications of rape when it’s female on male.

Jul 03, 2014 at 07:28AM EDT

Commented on f80.jpg

Dan Akroyd actually has heterochromia IRL.

Jul 02, 2014 at 09:43PM EDT

Commented on what controversy

The one that’s staring you directly in the face, Robin.

The one that’s staring you directly in the face.

Jul 02, 2014 at 02:54PM EDT

Commented on #AskThicke

>Feminist Song
>The most repeated line in the song is “I know you want it”
>The music video has topless women dancing around
>“Want you to hug me, what rhymes with hug me”
>“OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you, but you’re an animal, baby it’s in your nature”

Is there something I’m missing here?

Jul 02, 2014 at 02:10PM EDT

Commented on Foodom

@All of the people complaining about how this is weird and/or disgusting

Are you new to the internet, or what?

Trust me, there is MUCH worse out there.

Jul 02, 2014 at 01:59PM EDT

Commented on #AskThicke

I’ve been looking at these #askthicke tweets all night long and I can’t stop reading or laughing.

I know, I know. “UGH ANOTHER HASHTAG MEME” But at least this one has the decency to actually be amusing. Besides, I think it’s about goddamn time that Mr. Thickehead got knocked down a peg or ninety nine.

Cough-Misogynistic prick-Cough.

Jul 01, 2014 at 11:42PM EDT

Commented on Just For You

I count three different varieties of pie.

Must be Soarin’s lucky day

Jul 01, 2014 at 01:30PM EDT


Dear OP,

I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that your opinion is of absolutely no importance to me or anyone else.


Jul 01, 2014 at 01:27PM EDT

Commented on 2cd.gif

Me and my friend’s faces when the balance of power shifts during a game.

Jun 29, 2014 at 09:54PM EDT

Commented on Derpy Hooves

How is this trending? I don’t see any new comments…

Jun 28, 2014 at 10:08AM EDT

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