Strongbrush the Pony
Joined Jan 18, 2010 at 02:01PM EST
I’m a pony. Ponies are cool.
If you hate me, that’s okay. But you can’t stop me from being me. Or being awesome.
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A Music video, Fenris.
That was a music video.
Rarity: “Seduce me.”
Dash: “Rarity, I’m not gonna-”
Rarity: “SEDUCE ME!”
Dash: “Okay, okay!” picks up bucket of hay fries “Hey, what’s up… handsome? I, uh, got a bucket of hay fries-”
Rarity: slaps Rainbow Dash I’m not one of your hay fry gigolos! I’m a stallion! I like my mares dashing, mysterious and dangerous! You want to be my lover? Earn it! SEDUCE ME!"
Okay, not to infuriate people or anything, but I think there’s too much gay stuff in fanon. Not that I have a problem with gay couples, but isn’t there one universally-recognized heterosexual pairing in the fandom? How does ANYPONY have kids if everyone is gay?
I’m just asking. It really doesn’t make any sense.
In other words…
Seriously, though. Can we not turn everything into a huge issue for once?
comes out of bathroom Your faucet is leaking. Should I call a plumber?
First thing I would do is go comfort Fluttershy. Second thing I would do is chew the guy out for being mean to her.
And by “chew him out” I mean yell at him for about ten minutes straight.
I think the main problem that people have with the song is that he never bothers to ask for consent and instead just says “I know you want it.”
Besides, “Blurred Lines” isn’t the only problem people are having with him. He recently released an album about his ex-wife Paula, and on this album directly states his intent to “win her back.” Needless to say, the album has been criticized as being very stalker-y.
I don’t know how much truth there is to the female singer argument you made (it would really be helpful if you included an example of a rape-y song by a woman), but I think that the problem there would boil down to double standards, considering that people are less likely to recognize implications of rape when it’s female on male.
Dan Akroyd actually has heterochromia IRL.
The one that’s staring you directly in the face, Robin.
The one that’s staring you directly in the face.
>The most repeated line in the song is “I know you want it”
>The music video has topless women dancing around
>“Want you to hug me, what rhymes with hug me”
>“OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you, but you’re an animal, baby it’s in your nature”
Is there something I’m missing here?
@All of the people complaining about how this is weird and/or disgusting
Are you new to the internet, or what?
Trust me, there is MUCH worse out there.
I’ve been looking at these #askthicke tweets all night long and I can’t stop reading or laughing.
I know, I know. “UGH ANOTHER HASHTAG MEME” But at least this one has the decency to actually be amusing. Besides, I think it’s about goddamn time that Mr. Thickehead got knocked down a peg or ninety nine.
I count three different varieties of pie.
Must be Soarin’s lucky day
I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that your opinion is of absolutely no importance to me or anyone else.
Me and my friend’s faces when the balance of power shifts during a game.
Nice job, guys. We broke another one.