Location: Ewe Zealand / Stalking DeadParrot222
Joined Apr 20, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT
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Hi all! Welcome to my profile!
…You’re still here? Well, alright then, I guess I’ll tell you a bit about myself.
Yeeeeeah, you aren’t finding out.
Because of my crippling paranoia of course!
Just kidding. The real reason is that when I come online, I try to keep “Stunthead” separate from “Real life me.” It also makes it easier for people to find other accounts I have, as I use the same name for all of them. Anyone you see online with the name “Stunthead” is probably me. Other than Stunthead Thomas from facebook. Whoever he is, kill him on sight. Don’t ask why I call myself “Stunthead.” I came up with it when I was ten and I’ve already forgotten. Oh, and before I forget, I pretend to be a giant Kraken on my steam account. Don’t bother asking why, I forgot that as well.
I can tell you that I’m a male brony who hails from the magical land of New Zealand. I’m heterosexual,
but I’m willing to make an exception if your name is “DeadParrot222”
You DON’T know who DEADPARROT is?
THIS is Deadparrot. He is all that is good within this universe. He is life, he is love, and one day he will be MINE!
…wait, scratch that last one. I TOTALLY did not join for the sole purpose of stalking DeadParrot222. Yknow, cause that would be creepy, right? You guys believe me right? I’m not weird… I take pills for that…Well, I LIKE them, but I don’t know much about them. I just thought it was a cool profile picture.
I’m a pretty big fan of video games (mainly TF2 and others by valve). I also enjoy the shows MLP: FiM and Avatar: the Last Airbender, as well as… uhh… dear god, I need more hobbies. Pass the meth.
My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash… And now, upon retrospect, I ask why. Best pony, however, is Derpy, because without her I wouldn’t be watching the show. Anything that gets ME involved with something MUST be the best. Just ask DeadParrot.
Oh, look, some profile music. Why not?
Plus some butts, because apparently this is a thing I like.
Time to be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse!
Notice how the sign changes to “God hates you” for a second? Looks like somebody wasn’t sure this would be getting past the censors and had a backup plan ready.
Good on you, censors.
I walk into the club like “What up? I got a big… clipboard.”
What is this I don’t even.
I like this idea…
Okay, don’t be so immature Fifths. The butts thing is just… just a… uh…
I never thought I would see the day where I stopped being the “Stalks Deadparrot” guy and started being the butts guy. Don’t worry, though, I’m not going anywhere… besides, I can see what you dream too. It’s right there on your wall.
Uploaded an image to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Things are going okay. Been sorta busy with Christmas and New Years, but I’ll give you a hand if you need one.
I don’t see anything on the page that says when his account was created. I even did a CTRL+F search that turned up nothing. There isn’t much else I can do. Are you sure you aren’t getting a different display?
Also, you’re assuming this is the first website I’ve joined under the name of “Stunthead,” but the first one was 2007.
When was it made? Because I’ve used this name since before I joined this website…
Look at you! My little Crashybutt is all grown up… Oh, wait, it isn’t the 20th where you are yet, is it?
…Uhh, just… I was just warming up… yeah…
Happy birthday! It’s the 20th in New Zealand, which means that it’s your birthday today because I say so. This also means you can’t have a birthday tomorrow. You are forbidden from cake, presents and best wishes from your family until further notice.
So yeah, have a happy giftless, cakeless, loveless birthday!
I’m following you now, because… uhh…
Yeah iunno, felt like it.
This butt was brought to you by Pablo Picasso.
It sorta has that whole “sad, face against table” sort of thing going on, hasn’t it?
Confirmed for New Zealand.
That could work. If that doesn’t work, you could always try “Darkhaox14.” But please do something… It’s lonely in this thread by myself ;_;
Happy Halloscreen, Blue Ween! I suggest we use the power of being slightly farther into the future to use the dark spirits to take over the rest of the world while they still don’t have their candy defences sorted out. You in?