Joined Aug 27, 2010 at 06:04PM EDT
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I am the Animator and modeler for the KYM RPG and I am an extremely awesome pre used 12 volt battery of win.My friends, it has often been said that I like the internet. Friends, I like the internet. No, friends, I love the internet!
I love lolcats. I love rage comics. I love copypasta. I love pirates, torrents, I love ddos attacks, and raids.
Internets across image boards, in forums, in comments, in games, in documents, through dial up, on the nets, in the tubes, I love every internet post that can occur upon this web.
I love trolling the kids to tears with pics that thunder across the front pages of /b/.
My heart leaps with joy whenever a thread is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed troll replies.
And there is nothing like a moderator using a ban hammer to destroy bad trolls. And the feeling that comes when a noob runs screaming from his blazing thread only to be mowed down by heavy troll comments, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of users brandish their forum ammo rushing into the troll thread. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a new user replying over and over into the abandoned replies of a long-dead thread.
The sight of dickwads being banned from a general forum is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by trolls dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they’re banned by ever efficent moderators!
When a band of pitiful furries makes their final stands with nothing but self-drawn pronz, only to have their thread smashed to bytes post by post by 4.8 ton banhammers, I’m in ecstasy.
I love it when my threads are locked by a vigilant admin. It’s so sad to see posts and images that were supposed to be good, being bumped to oblivion, their posts and threads being removed, and deleted.
I love to be party-vanned by the members of the British and American governments. The humiliation, as my anons crawl around like newfags, ducking the sage flying overhead.
Gentlemen… All I ask for is the internet, an internet so grand as to make 4Chan itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow anons, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further internet as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, troll infested internet? An internet whose fury is built with gore, and boobs, and anime? Do you ask for the internet to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ACTA to censor, on this interwebs!?"
Very well. Then internet is what you shall have. We are a clenched anus, ready to strike down all who violate us, with our might. But.. After enduring over half a decade lurking in the 404, for us, a simple “ordinary” internet will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE internet! An internet beyond any other that man’s history has ever known!
We are but a single organization.. The forever alone, despised userbase numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you oldfags is worth a thousand of their candyass newfags! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one mods! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent our threads screaming into post page 15, and who now lie 404. Let’s troll them out of here by the anus, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in lulz. We will remind them of the anger our comments make in their threads. We will remind them, that there are more things between Wikipedia and 4Chan than are dreamt of in their IRL.
Our usergroup of one thousand anons will burn these websites down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, ACTA’s charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite series of tubes. Back to our beloved internet!
At last, the cheeto has crossed the database and is being confirmed! Attention gentlefags of the internet, this is a message from your Dicktator:
Faggots…let’s bring them 4Chan