Joined Jun 18, 2013 at 09:21AM EDT
“Oh no! I make the bad remake of the bad game.” -David Cage
BAH GAWD ARCHIE WITH THE F-5 TO KYOGRE! AS ARCEUS IS MY WITNESS KYOGRE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
ARCHIE’S GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO PUT HIM AWAY?!?
1! 2! 3! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION OF THE SEAS!!!
Damnit Namco you better give Pikachu an Electric Wind God Fist in this game.
Link/Zelda’s height depends on the game, generally they’re about the same size though.
Post the original Super Mario Bros, Mario is consistently smaller than Peach though (outside of 3d World where they’re around equal).
Ahh model swapping. Never stop being hillarious.
OH SHIT WE’VE TEACHED CRITICAL MAD! EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!
The Doom comic will never not be amazing.
♪ “So happy togetheeeerrrrrrrr…” ♪
He’s buried his brother alive… Twice, thrown his father down a manhole and about a decade later trapped him in a meat locker, broke his bosses leg, broke a claw machine to help a kid get a prize etc..
…and for some unexplained reason he has an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.
Yeah my mistake I meant 32gb.
Don’t worry he’s just using Beowulf instead.
Yeah, violent stuff gets through fine here now although some dumb some stuff with sexual content still gets censored here (South Park the Stick of Truth for example) because for some reason the government thinks we can’t handle sexual content but violence is a ok.
The price of shit is still ridiculous here though, PS4’s cost $550 for just the base console, the Xbone is $500 for just the base console (without the Kinect) and the Wii-U costs ~$430 for the normal 64gb system + Mario Kart bundle.
Damn I hate it when developers don’t include proper patch notes for system/balance changes and bug fixes, it’s going to take a while to figure out what’s actually changed.
On the plus side though hooray for the Smash series finally being able to have system/balance changes and bug fixes.
I WANT TO GET OF MR. RIDLEY’S WILD RIDE!
It’s an Archer reference.
Please tell me this is actually what happens and hasn’t been edited.
I need more animations to have realistic looking explosions for no reason in my life.
Sakurai: “YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! HOOK, LINE AND SINKER! YOU ALL BOUGHT SMASH!”
“EVEN MY FAMILY! EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT SMASH!”
Alfonso: “Leave it to me!”
Uploaded an image to Super Smash Brothers.
Here’s the source for people wondering.
Rant Part 2
- The engine is new and completely different to both Melee and Brawl so we still have to adjust to the physics and there is plenty of potential for discoveries involving it.
- With the new engine and changes to characters there’s still plenty of tech to be discovered for characters both old and especially new.
- Finally perhaps the most significant of all is custom moves, which can drastically change the game and have yet to be studied in detail as standalone moves, combined with other moves and how they affect match ups against specific characters.
TLDR: It’s going to be MONTHS before we can start discussing tiers with any sense of seriousness.