Sylux ShitStormMaker

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Location: Urtigia

Joined Oct 28, 2011 at 10:27PM EDT



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I am a meme economist. Recent Readings:

-Tribes Ascend seems to have a bright future due to popularity among 4chan’s /v/.

-Youtube Poop looks like old news. YTPMV’s seem to be taking a rise though.

- Garry’s Mod is becoming very popular. TF2 videos are their main content, and will remain like that for a long time… Rage comic related faces for lulz are being used more frequently.

- I am neutral on most accounts for the recent Brony memes. I really don’t care.


Recent Activity

Commented on Dragon Dildos

This shit has been on facepunch since 2007.

They had a Megathread dedicated to such.

I feel this is quite a late entry.

Aug 08, 2012 at 11:22AM EDT

Commented on BME Pain Olympics


It make me sad that I don’t get disturbed by things like these.

I hope I am not some sick weirdo.

Jul 23, 2012 at 02:15AM EDT

Commented on 170.jpg

This picture somewhat instigated the arguments too…

But anyway, I think you should be able to pick up your registered gun from your weapons dealer, pick up a mag from the dealer, then you’ll be able to use the gun appropriately.

On, second thought, stores might already do that, and thats why James was probably caught so quickly.

But to prevent this at all, Hunting Rifles can be brought to any hunting grounds where as Assault Rifles, etc. can not be certain distance from the store. Maybe a feature where the safety gets locked so the trigger can’t pulled, but to make that work is something else.

But you better hope to God not large gathering is near by the Dealership.

Jul 22, 2012 at 07:37PM EDT

Commented on 814.gif

The more you grieve the more the Terrorists win.

Jul 20, 2012 at 01:38AM EDT

Commented on Operation Save the Arctic

You obviously like 918, so that’s why you seem to know so much about it. I never really got into Porsche that much, so I wouldn’t know much about Porsche’s 918.

The reason why I brought up the Gumpert was to show that I know about the cars I like, and that I do know about cars other than the 918. While you decided to shit all over my face saying I know nothing about cars, as supposed to not knowing about the 918’s specs.

I drew the conclusion of the 918 being electric because I only heard of it being related to Electric motors.
I was not expecting the Anon v.s. Shell page on KYM (out of all the places) to turn into Facepunch’s Automotive Addicts page, where no-one can have an opinion, and you cannot lack knowledge of only one car.

And on a final note, Shell is not as bad as Exxon.

Look up the Valdez Oil spill.

Jul 20, 2012 at 01:34AM EDT

Commented on Operation Save the Arctic

@Dac the non-blender

Porsche’s Carrera is plenty more powerful, and better performing then the 911.
The Carrera descended from the legendary 911 GT1 race car itself. Now, around 500hp is great for a any supercar, if used properly. Lamborghini uses the 570 hp, and transmits it to all wheels. Porsche doesn’t. The 918 gained an unnecessary 300lb from the electric motors. Electric power plants are always heavier than gas power plants.
The 918 is no track car, only a car to own and to drive to work if you’re a successful Surgeon.

By the way, when I said the Gumpert is function over form, I didn’t think that got into your head.
The Apollo generates down-force with it’s “ugly” body. Ever wonder why the Peugeot 908’s look so god-awful? Generates down- force too. The Gumpert generates the most down-force out of ANY street legal car. So it is the best handling street legal car. Down-force counter-acts the car’s massive amount of power, balancing it out to 225 mph top speed. It’s almost a GT2 class car, just remove the twin turbos. It even has a F1 style crash box to protect the car, which is made of corrugated aluminum, and it still weighs around 2700 lbs.
Gumpert unveiled a Gumpert Apollo R, which has 860hp and is aimed to race in GT events, and is 2425 lbs. The original Gumpert Apollo S even participated and dominated in local track racing.
The Gumpert Apollo is a purebred race car, ugly or not, the Porsche 918 is luxury sports car.

Jul 19, 2012 at 01:13PM EDT

Commented on Operation Save the Arctic


The only thing I could agree with George (deceased BTW) is the fact we want our habitat to be clean.

“Don’t litter! It hurts the environment!”

Why? We do it through putting plastic containers, bags, batteries in garbage bags and shipping to yards of more garbage.

So you don’t have to see garbage? In your yard or lawn?

Jul 19, 2012 at 04:31AM EDT

Commented on Operation Save the Arctic

@Dac the non-bender

Porsche was looking for a replacement for their flagship car, the Carrera GT. which began manufacturing in 2006.All they have been doing is releasing 911 variants.

So they took their beautiful V-10 DOHC, which gave off 604 hp, and tossed it. After re-working the body, sort of updating the BEACHWOOD interior into some green lights, and silver trim, and giving it some new, real nice looking rims, they unveiled the 918, the Carrera’s successor, at the 2010 Geneva auto show.
Porsche down graded their super-car, to a sports car.

Now lets do some math here. There are 2 electric motors, both generating 140 HP each. The V-8 comes from Porsche’s RS Spyder, their extremely successful LMP2 Race Car. The V-8 develops 503 hp.

280 + 503 = 783 Horsepower. Actually in the 918’s case, it doesn’t. The 918 produces 585 HP. Why less?

There are legalized cars with 700+ hp, look at the Gumpert Apollo. Sorta strange looking, but function over form in this cars case.

The 2012 Apollo generates, what?
782 HORSEPOWER PER TONNE? 282 more HP then the Veyron in a Power to weight ratio?

So, all in all, Dac, the car is like a powerful and big Tesla Roadster.
I’m complaining about the lack of “super car”. Generates noise at least.

You caught me on that one smarty.

And I know nothing about cars. I can only dream, can’t I?

Jul 19, 2012 at 02:59AM EDT

Commented on Operation Save the Arctic

Here we go again.

Because EVERYBODY is freaking out about the environment, it seems all fucking cars have to go electric.

FUCK THAT. Whats a car if it makes no sound? R.i.p. Porsche, as their new flagship car (918) is electric.

My favorite comedian, George Carlin, knows whats happening about now.


Jul 18, 2012 at 01:59AM EDT

Commented on d09.gif

Is the motion with arms or beasts, cuz they’re doing the same thing

May 03, 2012 at 12:56AM EDT

Commented on 602.jpg

In original use of the slang word, faggot, it means gay.

Bronies can be straight. It is not up to a hater to decide one’s sexuality.

Horrifyingly enough, cloppers prove this point.

May 01, 2012 at 01:19AM EDT

Commented on Forever Alone

What I want to know is, why does each side think each other as fat?

I have a brony friend at school, he isn’t fat.

I have a friend who doesn’t like MLP, but he isn’t fat.

Until declared Obese, by a medical professional, no-one can call each other over-weight.

May 01, 2012 at 12:44AM EDT

Commented on Maki "Drawgirl' Badfox

in coming re write if this is a meme, i only guess this because of it’s large amounts of derivatives

May 01, 2012 at 12:38AM EDT

Commented on Know Your Meme

Get the “I think this” stuff out. Opinions should not be in articles, only facts.

Apr 29, 2012 at 03:07PM EDT

Commented on Remember me? / MBD

It took me forever on Kym to find this meme.

Probably because it’s not confirmed.

Apr 26, 2012 at 11:23PM EDT

Commented on Cleverbot

To long of a conversation to post comment. The least awkward conversation I had with cleverbot.

Apr 17, 2012 at 04:42AM EDT

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