Tanstorm

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Location: In the heart of a Sapphire.

Joined Nov 16, 2010 at 08:48PM EST


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About

Favorite Thing on KYM: I love bashing people for making stupid memes.
Favorite Book Series: The Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini) is my favorite book series of all time.
Second Favorite Book: A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess)
Favorite Gemstone: I love Sapphires.
Favorite Colour: The colour Blue is my favorite.
Stance on Gay Marriage: Legalize it. There’s no point in being against it.
Stance on Furries: I am a furry.
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Birthplace: America
Favorite Language: German
Have something you want me to add to my page? Message me. I’ll add my answer.

Bis Später!


If you have any pictures of blue sapphires, or any blue gemstone, please post them to my wall. Thanks!


Recent Activity

Commented on Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan Contest

> Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the “Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan” contest has been compromised. In accordance with our contest rules, effective immediately, the contest has been terminated. We apologize to all of our loyal listeners who have participated.

Dammit!

Jul 19, 2013 at 05:32PM EDT

Commented on Kim Jong Is Swaggin's wall

“i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices”
>people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices
>intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices

I wish to see this. How does one fail so hard to have shit fly out of their nostrils?

May 12, 2013 at 07:54PM EDT

Commented on Bart, get out! I'm piss!

>The original phrase comes from a page from a poorly drawn incestuous Simpsons comic from the website drawn-sex. (if anyone can find the original comic or it’s creator, please inform me)
>(if anyone can find the original comic or it’s creator, please inform me)
> please inform me

Jan 25, 2013 at 11:58PM EST

Commented on Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting

Just after the Westboro Baptist Church announces they will be picketing the funerals of the victims, CosmoTheGod hacks their twitter

@DearShirley
https://twitter.com/DearShirley
#FuckWBC

Dec 17, 2012 at 07:45PM EST

Commented on Pacquiaoing


No spread, Not even a paragraph. MAYBE a subheading with planking.

Dec 15, 2012 at 02:16AM EST

Commented on Operation Vendetta

Remember, Remember,
The fifth of November, gunpowder treason and plot

Don’t you Remember,
The Fifth of November,
Twas Gunpowder Treason Day,
I let off my gun,
And made’em all run.
And Stole all their Bonfire away.
The fifth of November, since I can remember,
Was guy faux, Poke him in the eye,
Shove him up the chimney-pot, and there let him die.
A stick and a stake for King George’s sake,
If you don’t give me one, I’ll take two,
The better for me, and the worse for you,
Ricket a racket your hedges shall go

Nov 05, 2012 at 10:07PM EST

Commented on Comic Sans

Did they really fucking use comic sans for the subheadings… Lol

Oct 23, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT

Commented on Alex Mercer ♥ DON's wall

Prototype 2 really should have ended differently, Mercer was WAY more badass than heller.

Oct 15, 2012 at 02:42PM EDT

Commented on Mods Are Asleep

I have requested editorship to add to this article. This’ll be fun

Oct 15, 2012 at 02:37PM EDT

Commented on Frisky Nipple's wall

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Clorox and rope, You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking dead kiddo”

Oh god, that was funny shit

Oct 14, 2012 at 11:04PM EDT

Commented on The Goggle.com Virus

>Then a finger hits a startup button on a computer. It then powers up the pc. Then the camera hits to the url in Internet Explorer
>Then the camera hits to the url in Internet Explorer
> url in Internet Explorer
> Internet Explorer

Well shit, there’s your problem

Oct 08, 2012 at 06:48PM EDT

Commented on Newfags Can't Triforce

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Dammit, almost.
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Well, shit.

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I fucking…just no.

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What the fuck.

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FINAL-FUCKING-LY

Oct 02, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT

Commented on Blockland

@Ness on a bike
A Clockwork Orange?
I thought Alex said " No. No! No! Stop it! Stop it please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It’s a sin, it’s a sin, it’s a sin! "

Sep 30, 2012 at 07:15PM EDT

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