Taryn

The internet is (literally) made up of a series of tubes. Cutting any of these cables wouldn’t necessarily shut down the internet, it would just cut it off from millions of people. (Which is essentially the same goal in the end.) This isn’t exactly an impossible task. It only takes as much as a stray anchor to cut the internet down to a crawl. While shutting down the internet temporarily isn’t an impossible (or difficult) task, I doubt any Anon members would be willing to coordinate a trip into the...

You want to know what’s really overrated? Fun. Now, you may be asking, “Taryn, who actually has fun these days?”, well I’ll tell you, you gullible moron. The answer to your simply idiotic question is: just about goddamn everyone. Fun is everywhere. It’s in the air, the trees, the genitals. Everyone loves it. That’s where I come in. Ladies and gentlemen, fun is an absolute menace to society and mankind itself. It distracts us from work, makes us happy, even puts a smile on young children’s faces. But at...

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Alright, these meta posts about threads are getting really annoying…

What, now you want it locked? God, you people suck. Especially Taryn, who sucks dick. I will take your downvotes with grace.

I don’t think every time you find a “cool new image” doesn’t mean it qualifies for making a brand new thread, Fridge.

I’m not sure if everyone got the joke here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer

Just like magazines, the radio, TV, and cellphones, right? Fucking entertainment these days, man. It’s like it controls the kids or something. Glad I was born in the 1300s, where nothing entertaining was invented yet.

This thread has gotten me relatively buttflustered. I have a few reasons as to why that is so in the following text. This is a tired statement. “All of the children in my school are terrible, please bask in my hatred for them with me.” As such, I refuse to ever find a thread with the subject of this be any sense of useful, interesting, or even worth complaining about, but this has gotten so much attention from the community that I feel that I must. Being a “cynical asshole” is not a good thing, at all....

You are not funny or clever and you should stop this bullshit immediately.

So like, every fast food product in existance?

>Not using the right color >2012

That’s not how proxies work…

Looks the same to me.

This thread is just like my love life.

Women are like Pokemon, they’re fictional creatures that do not exist.

Joe would be proud.

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Well, for one thing, it takes like twelve seconds to do. Not quite that tedious when you only have to do it once in your lifetime. Secondly, the Facebook comments can be just as useful as regular comments; that being, not at all. I don’t see the problem with them seeing as they’re exactly the same as our regular comments 99% of the time. With that said, I doubt the staff will ever actually decide to remove them. You can do something about it, like this, or you can take it and complain. Fairly simple...