TehBishop

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Swords? Inferior? NOT IN MY CITY BABIES

The average hipster.

In their ice maker, in the freezer where the ice is generated.

1. Cpt.Hitler and Sgt.Stalin. 2.???? 3. PROFIT!

Random number What I’d of chosen

“Oh mah god, METAL GEAR!” “BLARGHAGAHBLARGHABLARGH”

Dude, seriously. Lurk moar, newfag.

Jingle… And that’s it.

“If you guys are making this game, then i gotta be the shop keeper. I sell all kinds of items, at “TehBishop’s Toledo Terrace”, the main shop. Now, you can buy normal items, like cheezeburgers (hp-restores), proxies(which give a protect/shell for a limited time in battle), refresh buttons (think phoenix downs- revives), and spam filters(antidotes), and standard weapons and what-not, but I have this special side quest. All through out the game are hidden “lolicoins” that if you collect enough, you can get...

The main character is Thomas Brown, son of the infamous John Brown from the 1800’s. He is a fugitive from America, wanted for aiding his father in his raid on Harper’s Ferry, however Thomas believes his father was guided by god to do so. Thomas, a short and stoic man, has been traveling across Europe, until his travels bring him to Transylvania, where he stumbles across an Ancient Castle. Little does he know of the evil contained within it’s very walls. Thomas’s main weapons are a pistol and a broadsword.

My first taste of weird Japanese games. Nuts and bolts was a disgrace. I demand a true banjo kazooie game. Yes, yes, yes, I know I’m not the only one. My DOOM away from DOOM. I seriously want to see a sequel to this gem.

Here is Elric, my epic red eyes white guinea pig. And here is elvis, the guinea pig w/ the uber smexy hair. His fat-ass wife Bitsy, who is mostly made of love and anger Our newest addition to the crew, Mr. Popo. And my pet asian Ann Hiro:

No literally, it’s usually yotsuba trying to get away from pedobear, who usually comes dressed as santa claus.

I’m not really a bishop…. I’M THE MUTHAFUCKIN’ BATTLE POPE!

Mostest, most favoritest person in the whole wide site would have to be…… And mah least favorite is angrypwnzor, and that guy who can’t spreachen ze engrish well, i forget his name. @those i hate:

“You monster! You steal men’s souls!”

Either Danny Boy, or for some reason the piano music that plays on the title screen of the Kingdom Hearts series. Danny boy, because the message hit me, giving me the feeling that my father (who’s been dead since I was two) was telling me things, and that piano music, because science.

@Jamie I remember coming home one time after trying out the playstation move (Months before it’s release, with a bunch of cool swag to show for it.) and seeing the VGcats comic about the kinect. It was all “Hurr durr, kinect is just wii” and i raged, because The Move is the rip off of wii, not kinect, which I heard actually works, and has the potential to gain a lot of support. (kinect not move)

lols. 100 internets to you if you know where baccata comes from. Also, yous seem really fine off as far as your team goes. A bit TOO lucky, but nevertheless, it should be easy to beat the rest of the game, so long as you don’t derp during an important battle. Trust me on this, I’m an expert.