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Don’t take me very seriously. I’m here for the weird and bad jokes and to have a quasimetapresence.

Now allow it to be such that the fecal matter shall presently be impacting upon the mechanically rotating blades.

Recent Activity

Commented on 0c5.png

This combines two of my favorite things ever.

Sep 03, 2014 at 10:39AM EDT

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Jul 24, 2014 at 03:37PM EDT

Commented on The Blonde Vegan

I just eat both meat and vegetables so I’m not singling out anything for cruelty.

Jul 17, 2014 at 11:33AM EDT

Commented on The Blonde Vegan

Not only are plants alive, they have sensation and perception of their own. Veganism is just picking on organisms that can’t run away even when they’re being hurt.

Jul 17, 2014 at 09:23AM EDT

Commented on c46.jpg

In seriousness though, fungi are actually closer related to us than they are to plants.

Jul 05, 2014 at 09:11PM EDT

Commented on Slash Fiction

I’m not sure this is a small enough phenomenon to merge, but it should at least be a sub-entry.

Jun 21, 2014 at 12:19PM EDT

Commented on 7d0.png

Surprisingly(?), I think it’s on purpose. See how there’s plenty of room for an extra letter to the right of the final G in Planning? They could have shifted the whole thing to the right and fit the first C in.

But they didn’t, which is hilarious.

Jun 18, 2014 at 06:29PM EDT

Commented on aee.jpg

Out of all the images, I had to accidentally downvote this.

Jun 18, 2014 at 10:37AM EDT

Commented on Hey Jaller

Oh damn, I remember the guy who made this…

Jun 16, 2014 at 09:07PM EDT

Commented on 9a3.jpg

I’m just going to leave this with 32 upvotes.

Jun 15, 2014 at 11:31PM EDT

Commented on he proud.......

To be fair, the clothing isn’t scantily clad – it’s naked.

Jun 07, 2014 at 11:04AM EDT

Commented on a5b.jpg

Thank you, Mr. Clockwork Exposition King, I have now been enlightened with CONTEXT!

Jun 07, 2014 at 10:57AM EDT

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May 28, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT

Commented on My Life Is Over

I see this all the time and had no idea there wasn’t already an article – didn’t even think to look for one. Thank you for your work mona_jpn.

May 26, 2014 at 08:40PM EDT

Commented on c0d.jpg

Certainly – the Greeks would wonder why we make our gymnasts wear those silly skintight suits when they’re obviously supposed to do their exercises naked.

May 22, 2014 at 05:38PM EDT

Commented on c0d.jpg

The correct spelling is “gymnast”.

“Gymnist” would be someone who gets naked.

May 21, 2014 at 11:15AM EDT

Commented on be7.png

I remember seeing ads for Meccano, but I was a LEGO kind of person.

I think toys that teach more engineering are only better for kids who want to learn more engineering. I just wasn’t one.

May 21, 2014 at 11:08AM EDT

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