The Coconut With a Face


Location: Cygnus X-1

Joined Aug 10, 2012 at 11:11AM EDT



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So yeah. Hi.

I’m not going to take up too much of your time, so all you need to know is that I’m on here sometimes. If I’m not on here, then I’m somewhere else. Simple logic, really.
Since I know some of you are wondering…my avatar is of Sage/Coconut from the Youtube series Stupid Mario Brothers-which really should be featured on here, but anything I write is likely to be deadpooled. If you want to know how awesome the series is, go check out TVTropes. They do a fine job over there.

What’s that? You want to know more about me? You stalker. Okay, I live someplace. I’m alive. I have a computer. I enjoy asking questions, playing videogames, and writing. I won’t bother you as long as you don’t taunt/disrespect me or other people I happen to associate with. Usually, I won’t add something unless I really want to, but I do enjoy commenting on random stuff. By now, some of you may also know that I like classic rock (hate how they call it ‘classic’ though-stuff’s better than most of the stuff they play on the radio these days), although I do make exceptions for bands like The Black Keys (my favorite), Muse, and The Shins.
I also have no idea how to currently edit my profile to make it as awesome as I am. Until I do…well, hope you guys like white.

Recent Activity

Commented on Germanwings Flight 9525

This is one of those times where I find myself overcome with emotion, because innocent people lost their lives at the hands of one man. Things like this crash are unspeakably cruel, and the people who commit such acts are the scum of humanity. My sincerest sympathies to the family and friends of those affected. May the ones you loved and cherished rest in peace.

Mar 26, 2015 at 09:12PM EDT

Commented on Berserk

Yep, that is definitely nightmare fuel there.

Mar 07, 2015 at 10:40AM EST

Commented on Nuclear Gandhi

The toughest Civ V playthrough: Level 9, Pangea, Gandhi only.

Feb 16, 2015 at 06:36PM EST

Commented on Berserk

That horse is nightmare fuel…

Feb 16, 2015 at 06:31PM EST

Commented on Tendies Stories

…We can get custom titles? I thought those were earned based on exemplary deeds or something…

Jan 29, 2015 at 11:44PM EST

Commented on Valve, Add This Please!


Jan 29, 2015 at 11:34PM EST

Commented on The Coconut With a Face's wall

I’d post my face but my Secret Service agents keep telling me “that would be a bad idea, Mr. Biden.”

Jan 24, 2015 at 09:56PM EST

Commented on Don

Vidya games.

Long ago, the four nations of the Internet lived in harmony, but everything changed when the Trolls attacked.

Only the Don, master of the Internets, had the power to defeat them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

a hundred years passed, until my friends on KYM and I found him and his dank memes. He’s a meme master, but he has nothing to learn before he can abscond to meme godhood.

But I believe Don can meme us all…

Jan 24, 2015 at 09:48PM EST

Commented on Gnoj Mik's wall

I felt a disturbance in the Force, which means I either finally got over this stomach virus or my one-time adversary drewpickles returned. Has the Meme’d One returned to this mortal coil?

(also, saw you worked on the Don article, and wanted to say nice work)

Jan 24, 2015 at 09:37PM EST

Commented on Meme Run

If I get this, I’ll make a video of myself playing it for shits and giggles…although this will be the worst five bucks I’ve ever spent.

Jan 05, 2015 at 02:09PM EST

Commented on Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI)

Ok, so I have a story about the “reliability” of these tests.

We used to be given these in school when I was younger, about every three or four years, long enough that I forgot all about them after each attempt. Last year I started seeing the tests on sites like Tumblr, so I was skeptical if it was really legit or not. Did it anyway, got labeled an INFJ, thought it was cool and moved on.

Few weeks ago, I came home and was looking through old documents to try and find something, and I found all those sheets the teachers had given me about personality types. Every single one of them, from third to twelfth grade, all had the exact same result: INFJ. The fact that I had remained exactly the same for that long shocked me- and while I don’t know if it means anything, I have to say that it’s pretty weird that I’ve kept the same personality type for over five straight years.

Dec 31, 2014 at 05:36PM EST

Commented on Gnoj Mik's wall

The waste of herd drive space is still around? Dannnng.

Nov 22, 2014 at 03:32PM EST

Commented on Gnoj Mik's wall

Is it just me, or are there millions of downvotes lining these sacred walls?

Nov 21, 2014 at 04:06PM EST

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