The Coconut With a Face
Location: Cygnus X-1
Joined Aug 10, 2012 at 11:11AM EDT
So yeah. Hi.
I’m not going to take up too much of your time, so all you need to know is that I’m on here sometimes. If I’m not on here, then I’m somewhere else. Simple logic, really.
Since I know some of you are wondering…my avatar is of Sage/Coconut from the Youtube series Stupid Mario Brothers-which really should be featured on here, but anything I write is likely to be deadpooled. If you want to know how awesome the series is, go check out TVTropes. They do a fine job over there.
What’s that? You want to know more about me? You stalker. Okay, I live someplace. I’m alive. I have a computer. I enjoy asking questions, playing videogames, and writing. I won’t bother you as long as you don’t taunt/disrespect me or other people I happen to associate with. Usually, I won’t add something unless I really want to, but I do enjoy commenting on random stuff. By now, some of you may also know that I like classic rock (hate how they call it ‘classic’ though-stuff’s better than most of the stuff they play on the radio these days), although I do make exceptions for bands like The Black Keys (my favorite), Muse, and The Shins.
I also have no idea how to currently edit my profile to make it as awesome as I am. Until I do…well, hope you guys like white.
…We can get custom titles? I thought those were earned based on exemplary deeds or something…
Wow that looks 100% worse than I was expecting…
Still not as good as Rite of Yee…
I’d post my face but my Secret Service agents keep telling me “that would be a bad idea, Mr. Biden.”
Long ago, the four nations of the Internet lived in harmony, but everything changed when the Trolls attacked.
Only the Don, master of the Internets, had the power to defeat them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
a hundred years passed, until my friends on KYM and I found him and his dank memes. He’s a meme master, but he has nothing to learn before he can abscond to meme godhood.
But I believe Don can meme us all…
I felt a disturbance in the Force, which means I either finally got over this stomach virus or my one-time adversary drewpickles returned. Has the Meme’d One returned to this mortal coil?
(also, saw you worked on the Don article, and wanted to say nice work)
If I get this, I’ll make a video of myself playing it for shits and giggles…although this will be the worst five bucks I’ve ever spent.
Just finished watching ATLA today- was really good!
Ok, so I have a story about the “reliability” of these tests.
We used to be given these in school when I was younger, about every three or four years, long enough that I forgot all about them after each attempt. Last year I started seeing the tests on sites like Tumblr, so I was skeptical if it was really legit or not. Did it anyway, got labeled an INFJ, thought it was cool and moved on.
Few weeks ago, I came home and was looking through old documents to try and find something, and I found all those sheets the teachers had given me about personality types. Every single one of them, from third to twelfth grade, all had the exact same result: INFJ. The fact that I had remained exactly the same for that long shocked me- and while I don’t know if it means anything, I have to say that it’s pretty weird that I’ve kept the same personality type for over five straight years.
Good to see my vote made a difference! MerrYEE New year, folks!
Any relation to Dankey Kang?
The waste of herd drive space is still around? Dannnng.
Is it just me, or are there millions of downvotes lining these sacred walls?
As a Christian, I see you as kinda sad for asking such a stupid question.
It’s getting really annoying to receive emails about the success of a meme. :/
I may not be Alex from Target but I will still sexily bag your groceries.
Wait. I don’t have hands.
I am going to roll my hard, nutty coconut husk right into your gonads, sir. Repeatedly.
MOSES GOES HARD WHEN HE EATS DIRT
There’s that lovely line where Madoka expresses her excitement about getting drunk with her mom, though.
NOT FOR ALL OF US, SIR
I could rant for hours about why I hate this book and movie so much. But this is KYM, where everything is memes and opinions don’t matter!