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Commented on Michael Brown's Death

“Police brutality? Let’s respond to it by fucking up our own city and bringing completely innocent people into the conflict! That’ll teach ’em!” Seriously, though, what exactly did these shop owners do to deserve such merciless destruction on their retail? The rioters are being bigger pricks than the police.

Nov 25, 2014 at 03:11PM EST

Commented on c0d.jpg

Feel sorry for the kids who have no Christmas. Or food. Or a home.

Nov 22, 2014 at 06:26PM EST

Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

Someone needs to monitor the teachers and staff members. Some of them are just unbelievably rude to the students. I mean, a beetle? And I thought finding a celery stick in my chocolate pudding was bad. Someone needs to be fired, as there is no excuse whatsoever why there should be a cooked insect inside cafeteria food.

Also, has anyone else been told to drink their own spit when asking the teacher for water? I guess dehydration is okay with them. Really annoying.

Nov 22, 2014 at 12:06PM EST

Commented on 6ee.png

Kid’s Cuisine is more satisfying than this pile of horseshit.

Nov 21, 2014 at 11:55PM EST

Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

You know what the worst part about school lunches was for me? Finding the grisliest, grayest strand of hair in your food that looked suspiciously curly and may or may not have been a pube. This happened all too often and always made me wonder why the school funds didn’t go to something like hairnets. But no, God forbid we miss another “Spring Fling” where we’re forced to train for hours on end in the blistering sun in order to humiliate ourselves in a cheesy dance routine to DJ Casper’s “Cha Cha Slide” in front of an audience of some other kids’ parents. Also, at some point the lunches started serving Chinese food and the chow mein was harder than the most painful erection conceivable.

Nov 21, 2014 at 11:50PM EST

Commented on Over the Garden Wall

It never looked like a ripoff of Gravity Falls. Siblings? Mystery? Forest? It’s not like that hasn’t been done before. Both shows are good, but they give me completely separate vibes.

Nov 21, 2014 at 07:35PM EST

Commented on ce7.jpg

Please unite me.

But seriously…

Nov 20, 2014 at 02:06PM EST

Commented on Cave Story

I’m confused… where is this trending?

Nov 16, 2014 at 01:52AM EST

Commented on Free VS Paying Users

Not entirely true. I like to revisit Club Penguin once in a blue moon. (Mostly to see what I can get away with in the chat.) Every time I go to Card-Jitsu, I beat pretty much everyone regardless of whether they have membership or any special cards. I’ve never paid for membership and thank God for that.

Nov 16, 2014 at 01:33AM EST

Commented on Prepare to get shrekt

God forbid they add Rayman. No doubt they’ll add Shrek to the roster before that even happens.

Nov 14, 2014 at 04:11PM EST

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