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Ugh, the bane of all my quarters. This guy can go fuck himself with a cactus.

Jan 24, 2014 at 07:14PM EST

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Pharaoh Thutmose III was one of the greatest pharaohs in the history of Egypt. His conquest led him to capture roughly 350 cities and he made Egypt one of the dominant military powers of its time. Using his tactical mind to lead his men to victory, his track record was incredibly good when it came to taking enemy territory.

…except when he invaded the city of Kadesh and was forced to retreat. Why did he retreat? Because Thutmose only used male horses in his legion of chariots. All the Kadesh army had to do was release a bunch of female horses in heat and fuck up the invasion plan. The male horses went crazy and reluctantly chased after horse pussy until the pharaoh was forced to give up.

Jan 22, 2014 at 11:22PM EST

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Whatever you do don’t look underneath her hair.

She’ll give you the eye.

Jan 21, 2014 at 05:00AM EST

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Splash mountain was notorious for full frontal nudity back in the 90’s. So much so that they were forced to hire an employee to edit out the naughty bits from the photo reel. Too bad the job was reassigned in 2009.

Jan 20, 2014 at 11:22PM EST

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We’ve all been there before. You’re in a rush to eat. You chow down so quickly that your meal explodes in front of you. Then you inhale the fragments in a furious way that makes you sound like a wood chipper.

Jan 15, 2014 at 01:00AM EST

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That one level in fighter might seem like a bad move for a wizard (sacrificing one spell level) but the extra HP, bonus feat, and the ability to use martial weapons is well worth it.

Jan 07, 2014 at 09:33PM EST

Commented on Tingle

He ages really quickly for a 35 year old

Jan 04, 2014 at 07:53PM EST

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What if you prefer two-handed?

Jan 04, 2014 at 12:48AM EST

Commented on d93

Cooltrainer Nick always won the bug catching contest. He must use steroids or something.

Dec 30, 2013 at 03:11AM EST

Commented on Breaking the Fourth Wall

He doesn’t just break the fourth wall, he grinds it into a fine powder and rides the lightning.

Dec 13, 2013 at 10:54PM EST

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If catching pokemon is sure to result in victory then you must catch them all!

Bill said that. And I’d say he knows a little more about catching Pokemon than you do pal because he invented it!

Nov 30, 2013 at 04:18AM EST

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The claw is our master!

The claw chooses who will go and who will stay!

Nov 30, 2013 at 04:14AM EST

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Hush, the Pikachu approaches…

Nov 26, 2013 at 06:47PM EST

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I’m going to do one of these

Nov 25, 2013 at 10:06PM EST

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Also, if you have the money for it you can go to the hotel in Luminose City and pay 100,000 for a room. Every pokemon in the party instantly gains 1 happiness but you can only do it once per day.

Nov 21, 2013 at 03:25AM EST

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Add choice scarf + swicharoo to the set. That way you can effectively shut down supports and sweepers.

Nov 19, 2013 at 09:27PM EST

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