Joined May 28, 2011 at 01:50AM EDT
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It’s probably a tumor
someone should photoshop an eggo waffle into this
Ugh, the bane of all my quarters. This guy can go fuck himself with a cactus.
Pharaoh Thutmose III was one of the greatest pharaohs in the history of Egypt. His conquest led him to capture roughly 350 cities and he made Egypt one of the dominant military powers of its time. Using his tactical mind to lead his men to victory, his track record was incredibly good when it came to taking enemy territory.
…except when he invaded the city of Kadesh and was forced to retreat. Why did he retreat? Because Thutmose only used male horses in his legion of chariots. All the Kadesh army had to do was release a bunch of female horses in heat and fuck up the invasion plan. The male horses went crazy and reluctantly chased after horse pussy until the pharaoh was forced to give up.
Whatever you do don’t look underneath her hair.
She’ll give you the eye.
Ghost types don’t phase through power lines.
You can’t explain that!
Splash mountain was notorious for full frontal nudity back in the 90’s. So much so that they were forced to hire an employee to edit out the naughty bits from the photo reel. Too bad the job was reassigned in 2009.
We’ve all been there before. You’re in a rush to eat. You chow down so quickly that your meal explodes in front of you. Then you inhale the fragments in a furious way that makes you sound like a wood chipper.
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That one level in fighter might seem like a bad move for a wizard (sacrificing one spell level) but the extra HP, bonus feat, and the ability to use martial weapons is well worth it.
He ages really quickly for a 35 year old
Especially after Gen IV
50% crit chance Absol. Named it RNGesus
What if you prefer two-handed?
Cooltrainer Nick always won the bug catching contest. He must use steroids or something.
He doesn’t just break the fourth wall, he grinds it into a fine powder and rides the lightning.
It’s no use!
If catching pokemon is sure to result in victory then you must catch them all!
Bill said that. And I’d say he knows a little more about catching Pokemon than you do pal because he invented it!
The claw is our master!
The claw chooses who will go and who will stay!
Hush, the Pikachu approaches…
I’m going to do one of these
Also, if you have the money for it you can go to the hotel in Luminose City and pay 100,000 for a room. Every pokemon in the party instantly gains 1 happiness but you can only do it once per day.
Power to main thrusters. All systems are go.
Add choice scarf + swicharoo to the set. That way you can effectively shut down supports and sweepers.