Joined May 28, 2011 at 01:50AM EDT
10/10 would summon
looking ass knight
They are also nerfing the bat staff, it will no longer insta-poison with dark fog. Attacks with the staff will still poison foes.
Or the grand lance charge attack
That bottom panel parodies 1976 King Kong
The Demon of Song was way more disturbing to look at than this chump
before & after authentic italian food
I haven’t seen many who could withstand forbidden sun spamming at point blank range.
They changed in DS2. Now you only get hit a few times before they stop spinning. Still does a ton of poise damage if you try to block.
Spin the wheel!
Affinity + Resonant Weapon + Dark Santier’s Spear +5
I hate PvP sometimes.
Farming titanite chunks in the Iron Keep
To join the covenant you have to talk to Darkdiver Grandahl, an old wizard in a wheelchair, who opens portals that warp you into the dark chasms. You then fight bad guys until you reach the end of the chasm and you rank up in the covenant depending on how many different portals you’ve cleared (In gauntlet dark legacy it’s the same concept but with more enemies)
And after clearing every dark chasm in the game you fight a boss. It’s essentially a dungeon crasher covenant with big rewards including the best talisman in the game.
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Fishing for backstabs is overrated, learn to parry.
Tried once. Killed Dire Miralis in 30 min. solo. Never lifted a blade again.
That’s so OU
Ayn Rand was right all along. You can’t stop the shipping, you can only watch in horror as your canon is destroyed by art enthusiasts.
The best thing since the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion character creator
Can’t wait to see the mods
Don’t forget Stomp that always flinches and Milk Drink that makes you want to get off Miltank’s Wild Ride.
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Rule #1: Don’t touch the flesh ribbons
Rule #2: Don’t touch the flesh ribbons