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Commented on 7ac.jpg

Andross would be about as plausible as playing as Master Hand, because he’s a giant floating head and a pair of hands. There’s not really any way to make him work as a player character. As for Slippy…

Oct 24, 2014 at 12:35AM EDT

Commented on Bayonetta Vs Moxxi

Either way, Platinum delivered the game they promised Sega and Gearbox did not.

Oct 24, 2014 at 12:20AM EDT

Commented on c95.gif

I’m pretty sure in this case it’s considered a parody, since it’s been modified for the purpose of satire and editorial.

Oct 23, 2014 at 11:51PM EDT

Commented on Gawkertears.jpeg

The people on the tech side have actual skills that will make them valuable on the job market. Most of them are likely freelance anyway. Gawker’s structure is overall pretty lean, which is the nature of web development. It’s mostly editorial staff, and those are the people standing the way of reform.

Also, whoever created and keeps crapping up the Kinja system should probably be rethinking their career anyway.

Oct 23, 2014 at 07:10PM EDT

Commented on Bayonetta Vs Moxxi

One was made by Sega, and the other was made by a studio who stole money from Sega. And they got away with it thanks to their friends in the press, who vowed to drop a PR nuke on Sega if they took legal action against their buddies over at Gearbox.

Also, Creative Assembly >>>>>>> Gearbox. Just thought I should their that in there.

Oct 23, 2014 at 04:27PM EDT

Commented on Don't let Goldstein trick you into supporting GamerGate!

My own brother (who is liberal, and working in the games industry) insists that it’s all about harassing Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian and defending sexism, and whenever I try to redirect the discussion to the actual issues he always tries to bait me into arguing about Anita and sexism. I’ve decided that I’m not even going to talk to him about it anymore until we have victory.

Oct 23, 2014 at 04:17PM EDT

Commented on Hot Wheels, everybody

The only way Gawker can stop hemorrhaging money is if they stop writing hateful bullshit about their audience. That will probably happen around the same time that Zoe Quinn becomes a nun.

Oct 23, 2014 at 04:02PM EDT

Commented on Gawkertears.jpeg

They deserve this though. They’ve said things a million times worse about us than what this image shows them as (crybabies), and they could have turned back ages ago. They are well past the point of no return. They could have apologized before the discipline rained down on them, but they continued to badger us and show no remorse for their behavior. It’s too late for them, and now they get to see what rubbing it in feels like on the receiving end.

Oct 23, 2014 at 03:55PM EDT

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Oct 23, 2014 at 03:41AM EDT

Commented on Anita links to /v/ the musical

Given that prior to launching Anita’a career, John McIntosh’s greatest achievement was making a remixed Donald Duck cartoon making fun of Glenn Beck, you’d think the two of then would be more appreciative of /v/’s use of “transformative media.”

Oct 22, 2014 at 12:25PM EDT

Commented on Mr. Burns- "Execellent..."

I too am skeptical of Anita ever going through with a format where she will be asked real questions by an opponent and she can’t read her answers from a script. I would love to so her and Sommers have an actual discussion about the issues, though I know enough about Anita to know that there’s a strong possibility that she’ll be a no show.

Oct 22, 2014 at 12:15PM EDT

Commented on Joss Whedon at it again.

Hey Joss, just because I enjoy some of your shows and movies doesn’t mean I can’t still think you are an asshole.

For many years I have gotten used to Hollywood being full of assholes with bizarre and even dangerous political ideologies, and Joss Whedon is no exception. None of his recent behavior surprises me because I’ve always known he’s a far left-wing blowhard. Fortunately, for the most part he keeps it out of his work as a professional, but if he expects me to think his opinion on Gamer Gate is worth a rat’s ass to me just because he made Firefly then he’s out of luck.

Oct 20, 2014 at 11:06PM EDT

Commented on Good luck

“If video games taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies you’re going in the right direction.”

Oct 19, 2014 at 10:53AM EDT

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