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Commented on 27f.jpg

Still doesn’t matter. Olimar is supposed to be less than an inch tall, Kirby is only 8 inches tall, Pikachu is supposed to be about 16 inches tall, and Bowser has gotten bigger and bigger over the years but remains about the size he was in SMB1 in Smash. Sakurai had no problem scaling them all to be plausible as fighters in the game, which makes the “Ridley’s size is rigid and cannot be changed” exuse sound like exactly that-- an excuse.

Ridley would still be a large, heavyweight character and would be quite imposing in-game even if he was the appropriate size to be a player character, and he’s not even infamous for his size in the Metroid series either. The Metroid character who is notorious for being terrifyingly large is Kraid, who in most appearances was so big that only his head and shoulders will fit on the screen. Ridley is in fact one of the smallest boss characters in the series.

Nov 20, 2014 at 04:58PM EST

Commented on 27f.jpg

Ridley was barely bigger than Samus in the NES game. Sakurai is just making shit up because he’s a troll.

Nov 20, 2014 at 01:41PM EST

Commented on 4ae.jpg

>Smash heights aren’t the same as canonical heights.

Except when it’s Ridley, according to Sakurai.

But yeah, Fox is supposed to be about the height of a slightly below-average human. As far as I know the characters in Star Fox are not supposed to be hobbit-sized.

Nov 20, 2014 at 04:17AM EST

Commented on 56a.gif

They initially referred to the thing as “a cluster-fail of technology.”

Nov 20, 2014 at 03:16AM EST

Commented on This Never Happened - Ever.

See that blinding light? That is the universe dividing by zero in response to the sheer awkwardness of what is happening.

Nov 20, 2014 at 02:41AM EST

Commented on Didn't think they'd get fanart so this is neat

Same here. I though “a family of purple walruses? Could that be a reference to Rotor?”

Also, I love the OCs in this show. They actually look like they have some thought put into them, most likely because of how long it takes to make a 3D model.

Nov 20, 2014 at 02:12AM EST

Commented on 1b7.gif

Sonic = me
Sticks = my alarm clock

Nov 20, 2014 at 02:09AM EST

Commented on trumpet fight

Why doesn’t Trumpet Fight have its own article on KYM yet?

Nov 19, 2014 at 10:31PM EST

Commented on Sam Biddle - Mission Accomplished

I hope Sam Biddle’s career ends as a consequence of his actions. And before anyone says that’s too harsh a thing to say, keep in mind Wal-Mart and McDonalds will still hire him. He’s not entitled to work in the gaming industry.

Nov 18, 2014 at 01:03AM EST

Commented on 88a.png

It’s too bad the game is so crappy, because the pilot of the show was pretty great. Hopefully the show succeeds even if the game bombs.

Nov 15, 2014 at 06:25AM EST

Commented on Arthur Chu being his classy self

The episode in which Arthur Chu tries to prove to a neutral talk show host that GamerGate is a harassment movement, by harassing him.

Nov 15, 2014 at 03:43AM EST

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