Location: Southern Maryland, USA
Joined Jan 15, 2013 at 12:01AM EST
What I like: Pokemon, video games, space, my shiny zoroark “Kara,” running, and sushi
What I don’t like: Magical girl anime, Lucky-absol, Gamerman14 or some shit, math, and most sports.
I write too.
That’s pretty much it
As a writer, I have some knowledge of the english language, and I shall try to decode his 4-word classification and display it in a purely literal fashion to the best of my abilities.
Word 1: Male
This word means that he has a penis, and no vagina. So far, no issues.
Word 2: Lesbian
Sounds of trains crashing and dozens dying
This word is a bit of an issue, because the term “lesbian” means that he is a female that is sexually attracted to other females. This doesn’t mesh well with his genital situation.
Word 3: Intersex
Everything’s falling apart at this point, because this term means that he is both male and female, in the sense that he has both reproductive organs. As far as I’m aware (and I’m not to keen on asking anyone to confirm this further) he is male, and only male.
Word 4: Transgender
This term is actually pretty O.K, because it just means that he identifies as the opposite gender. Not getting those people out of those fires, though.
His grammar is so fucking bad, I just don’t understand it. Also, how the hell is he messing up on the capitalization of SO MANY WORDS?! I highly doubt he has typed enough to develop a significant enough a reflex for that to not be an effort.
>Cisphobe and proud of it
Whatever the hell you are, I don’t think it’s really appropriate to be proud of an irrational fear, cause I’m about 93% sure that’s what the suffix “phobe” means.
See a vid called “Human beings are scary.” would embed, but I don’t know how
Yeah, it’s like these people don’t want to be a hyper-advanced pursuit predator that can survive injuries that would kill most other forms of life a dozen times over.
One day, humanity is gonna be at the top of a hella large pyramid and I’m gonna be laughin my ass off at these people.
It could be that both sets of legs are “legitimate,” and are actually very advanced prostetics that are made to resemble the legs they replaced, the plantigrade made specificaly for space combat, and the presumably more familiar digitrade legs for casual shit
Milotic for my real name, and Typhlosion for this name. Bretty gud m8
Why rely on VR when you could use a full-body transfer to live until the day one could reliably design a body, program the mind, then “3-D print” a real live one?
Like dogs’ usually are
Further proof that cursive is a dying dialect
That’s Altair, and he was from the 11th century.
Refill the earth’s core with anti-iron
This is really why I changed from calling myself a furry, to a xenophile. If I’m attracted to something that isn’t human but is sapient, I’d fuck it. But there is no way in HELL that you’re going to get me to want to become it.
That bear is adorable
Uploaded an image to My Dash Did a Thing.
Could just be an empty pot
I’m fairly sure that the Anon is male, and apparently taken, but If that floats your boat, I won’t get involved
whenever you type “4chan” on 8chan, it turns up as halfchan automatically
I believe I may have found the SOLE EXCEPTION of Rule 34; I have not found any porn of a bed. Not people fucking on a bed, but of someone having sex with either a regular bed, or an anthropomorphized one.
Or “Chris the SJeW.” Both work
Do not reffer to the fallen prophet as “Moot.” For his betrayal, he shall only be known as “Chris the jew.” Moot was the crown we gave him, but now he no longer deserves it.