Location: Southern Maryland, USA

Joined Jan 15, 2013 at 12:01AM EST



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What I like: Pokemon, video games, space, my shiny zoroark “Kara,” running, and sushi

What I don’t like: Magical girl anime, Lucky-absol, Gamerman14 or some shit, math, and most sports.

I write too.

That’s pretty much it

Recent Activity

Commented on HOLY SHIT

As a writer, I have some knowledge of the english language, and I shall try to decode his 4-word classification and display it in a purely literal fashion to the best of my abilities.
Word 1: Male
This word means that he has a penis, and no vagina. So far, no issues.
Word 2: Lesbian
Sounds of trains crashing and dozens dying
This word is a bit of an issue, because the term “lesbian” means that he is a female that is sexually attracted to other females. This doesn’t mesh well with his genital situation.
Word 3: Intersex
Everything’s falling apart at this point, because this term means that he is both male and female, in the sense that he has both reproductive organs. As far as I’m aware (and I’m not to keen on asking anyone to confirm this further) he is male, and only male.
Word 4: Transgender
This term is actually pretty O.K, because it just means that he identifies as the opposite gender. Not getting those people out of those fires, though.

Jan 24, 2015 at 04:19PM EST

Commented on 288.jpg

His grammar is so fucking bad, I just don’t understand it. Also, how the hell is he messing up on the capitalization of SO MANY WORDS?! I highly doubt he has typed enough to develop a significant enough a reflex for that to not be an effort.

Jan 24, 2015 at 03:54PM EST

Commented on b49.png

>Cisphobe and proud of it

Whatever the hell you are, I don’t think it’s really appropriate to be proud of an irrational fear, cause I’m about 93% sure that’s what the suffix “phobe” means.

Jan 15, 2015 at 01:33PM EST

Commented on Shh! Be very very quiet, we're observing moronkin in their natural habitat

See a vid called “Human beings are scary.” would embed, but I don’t know how
Yeah, it’s like these people don’t want to be a hyper-advanced pursuit predator that can survive injuries that would kill most other forms of life a dozen times over.
One day, humanity is gonna be at the top of a hella large pyramid and I’m gonna be laughin my ass off at these people.

Jan 14, 2015 at 08:37AM EST

Commented on Haunch Hunch

It could be that both sets of legs are “legitimate,” and are actually very advanced prostetics that are made to resemble the legs they replaced, the plantigrade made specificaly for space combat, and the presumably more familiar digitrade legs for casual shit

Dec 31, 2014 at 09:15AM EST

Commented on 20c.jpg

Why rely on VR when you could use a full-body transfer to live until the day one could reliably design a body, program the mind, then “3-D print” a real live one?

Dec 22, 2014 at 02:52AM EST

Commented on 197.png

Further proof that cursive is a dying dialect

Dec 05, 2014 at 03:35PM EST

Commented on a41.jpg

That’s Altair, and he was from the 11th century.

Nov 10, 2014 at 06:38PM EST

Commented on 0d3.jpg

Refill the earth’s core with anti-iron

Nov 07, 2014 at 05:28PM EST

Commented on 2c2.jpg

this was in the relasted images. FItting

Oct 23, 2014 at 04:41PM EDT

Commented on magigirl faerself

This is really why I changed from calling myself a furry, to a xenophile. If I’m attracted to something that isn’t human but is sapient, I’d fuck it. But there is no way in HELL that you’re going to get me to want to become it.

Oct 21, 2014 at 03:16PM EDT

Commented on 95c.png

I’m fairly sure that the Anon is male, and apparently taken, but If that floats your boat, I won’t get involved

Sep 30, 2014 at 03:23PM EDT

Commented on 2a2.jpg

whenever you type “4chan” on 8chan, it turns up as halfchan automatically

Sep 28, 2014 at 09:46PM EDT

Commented on Rule 34

I believe I may have found the SOLE EXCEPTION of Rule 34; I have not found any porn of a bed. Not people fucking on a bed, but of someone having sex with either a regular bed, or an anthropomorphized one.

Fix that

Sep 27, 2014 at 09:43PM EDT

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