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Commented on Gay or European?

I’ve actually seen this one around, so it’s definitely a meme. Remember, just because it’s offensive or not funny, doesn’t stop it from being a meme.

Dec 04, 2011 at 04:27PM EST

Commented on Herman Cain

He’s out of the running. You can stop making unfunny jokes about him now.

Dec 03, 2011 at 04:05PM EST

Commented on Cthulhu

Stop arguing on how it’s pronounced, kids. Lovecraft himself said the name is supposed to be unpronounceable by human tongues, and offered several pronunciations for the name.

Sep 04, 2011 at 09:57AM EDT

Commented on 1242813068637.gif

1) The crusades originally began because Moslems were spreading into the Holy Land, raping, killing, and enslaving Christians. The Pope was trying to defend his people, and it got Europeans to stop killing each other.

2) The Inquisition gave everyone three opportunities to reform before they were executed. Many people even went to the Inquisition for their cases because they were more just than the actual courts, which were ripe with corruption.

3) Science was more commonly used to justify slavery. Scientists analyzing the skulls and bone structure of Africans decided they were a sub-species of humanity. Besides, Social Darwinism would say that Europeans and Americans enslaving Africans is just natural selection in action.

4) The fundamental problem with terrorism is much more about economics than religion. Islam is just something they hide behind.

5) Clergy abuse is a problem, and one is one too many, but it’s really not as huge a problem as people make it out to be. In fact, your odds of being molested are much higher in public schools than Sunday schools.

Sep 01, 2011 at 01:44PM EDT

Commented on Ancient Aliens

I thought this was always the History Channel’s standing on ancient events. Maybe they’re just being more upfront about it now…

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:05PM EDT

Commented on Brownies

Oh Spazkid. Your descent into absolute lack of class continues in an ever accelerating downward spiral. At least he didn’t put any dicks in this one.

That being said, it does highlight what goes wrong with Bronies. Sure, liking the show is one thing, it’s trying to market itself to a gender-neutral audience, which has to be difficult when you’re doing a reboot of My Little Pony. But the toys aren’t. The toys are very clearly designed for girls.

Aug 15, 2011 at 01:58PM EDT

Commented on Operation BART

I really can’t stand Anonymous. You have good computer skills, why not use them for something productive? There’s a whole world of great things you can do with knowledge of computer code. Yet they squander their talents playing pranks on the government and releasing public information of unrelated people.

Aug 15, 2011 at 01:44PM EDT

Commented on Helicopter Mom

With a name like “Helicopter Mom”, it can only be… DEADPOOLED

Aug 15, 2011 at 01:37PM EDT

Commented on Horsemaning

Oooooooh…Horse"man"ing. And here I was thinking “What does this have to do with a horse’s mane?”

Aug 14, 2011 at 02:22AM EDT

Commented on d81.png

That’s disgusting.

I wonder if the Chinese know that humans consuming humans (or even monkeys) leads to disease?

Aug 07, 2011 at 02:36AM EDT

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