Totally Not Shnorlax

You call me your bro, but you push me off a goddamned roof. Jackass.

Go ahead. Ask him something.

Check it out.

Guys. Hey guys.GUYS. It’s not like it’s not as if he he could be like like sarcastic sarcastic about this or anything.

I’ll assume the old IRC thread is locked.

I’m in your colony stealing your dudes.

Shitfest all up in this. Can we not just all get along and eat some Cheetos or something?

When I looked at the thread name I thought this was just going to be the overemotional bullshit of some prepubescent prick. Then I saw HoH made the first post. I was confused.

Es ist Sommer! Summerfags go.

You all do realize that Suseisexy is a dude, right? Does that make you all still want to give him karma?

2 more until I hit the magic 2-1 krama-to-post ratio.

Wait, is this the wrong thread? … … … Nope.

oh lord what is going on

EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN OR LOVED IS DEAD.

This track is stuck in my head all the time, especially in Spanish class where everybody coincidentally never shuts up.

Groups such as People Magazine aren’t exactly reputable sources of information to begin with. That means we can totally trust this site that copies it. Even if this story is true I just don’t care. Neither should you. Oh my god a teenage girl got pregnant. That is so terrible! Gee, it’s not like that ever happens. But she’s Rebecca Black! She’s a news sensation! Do you know what else is a news sensation? Japan still being knee-deep in radioactive shit. But who cares about that? Tsunamis don’t make...

>you’re help >you are help AND THEN SHNORLAX WAS HELP.

No I ate it.

I think I should have drawn the shit on fire.

1. For all of you Daft Punk/Electronica-minded people: JUSTICE 2. For all of you metalheads: BTBAM and PTH