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Hey look buddy, I’m Tristan; that means I write things.
Not things like ‘Articles’, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of practicality…
I write philosophical things.
Oh, and I bake cookies for everyone.

Recent Activity

Commented on Troll King's wall

Your playful rhyming of two-syllable words has amused me.
The winner of this contest may challenge me for the ‘Ultimate Bard of KYM’ title.
Also, thugaim.

Oct 25, 2011 at 06:11PM EDT

Commented on Britton Yeatter's wall

Coming from a writer, your Lycan is a complete Mary-Sue. But nice mismatched eyes, because no one’s thought of that before. Really. I’m being so sincere right now.
And I don’t really see how you could be a scout, because you seem to be built a bit more like The Heavy, to be quite honest.
MCR is fucking terrible.
Oh, and you’re still in the seventh grade, so you should probably learn how to pick fights/who to complain to.
Go back to fanpairing sites.
You lose.
You get nothing.
Good day, sir.
^ But see, I didn’t say anything like that at all, I was merely stating a few simple things. If I had said anything like that, then I would’ve been trolling. But I didn’t, so I wasn’t.
Have a nice day! :D
v Also, keep in mind, I didn’t say anything like that, either.

Aug 14, 2011 at 06:14PM EDT

Commented on Britton Yeatter's wall

That’s not trolling.
If someone says something you don’t agree with, that doesn’t mean they’re trolling, it means they’re saying something you don’t agree with.
I mean, really, learn how to define a word before you start using it.
If I was trolling, I’d be trying to cut you down with personal attacks, by saying things like;

You have a pathetic dirtstache. In case you are too young, or simply too daft to know what that is, it’s when someone tries to grow a moustache and ends up looking like they just ate a heap of dirt.
You are a weeaboo, plain and simple. The fact that you make fifteen minute videos about anime shows that you spend enough time memorizing trivial facts that you probably don’t spend too much time with them. Ergo, one could assume that your parents don’t love you.
Furthermore, you look like Elton John with Down’s Syndrome.

I know, right?
Also, you are terrible at anything involving MSpaint. The fact that everything with your name on it, anywhere, is covered with terrible paint drawings shows that you have a smidgen of pride about it. So, if I was trolling, I’d probably say something like that.

Aug 14, 2011 at 06:13PM EDT

Commented on Don's wall

I feel, as a steampunk, that I need editorship rights to correct things and be pretentious.

Aug 09, 2011 at 09:39PM EDT

Commented on Britton Yeatter's wall

Yes, and it was mediocre. Which makes me wonder as to you you went with it.
Also, thumbs downing everything you don’t agree with makes you look really, really childish.

Good day.

Aug 09, 2011 at 09:28PM EDT

Commented on Britton Yeatter's wall

Quit bitching. You’re not the first person to have a shite entry deadpooled.
Now go do something instead of complain/make terrible adjustments of that mediocre pokemon joke.
Bake a cake or whatever.

Aug 09, 2011 at 10:46AM EDT

Commented on Britton Yeatter's wall

Youtube videos and an entry, a meme does not make. That being said, I haven’t the slightest clue why you replied to me a year later.
Actually, I do have one.

You are secretly a Water/Psychic pokemon that has two possible evolutions, dear sir.

Aug 04, 2011 at 01:36AM EDT

Commented on Ben Huh's wall

Hey, is “Bukkit” trademarked/copyrighted?

Apr 27, 2011 at 07:56PM EDT

Commented on Taryn's wall

Writing you in right now, bro.

Apr 18, 2011 at 10:26PM EDT

Commented on Taryn's wall

A-like-a this-a.

Apr 18, 2011 at 09:38AM EDT

Commented on Taryn's wall

Bro, get a bro-vatar that looks like a character, bro.

Apr 18, 2011 at 09:37AM EDT

Commented on Mellow's wall

Do I have yo’ permission to make you the love interest?

Apr 13, 2011 at 11:02PM EDT

Posted II in the General forum.

Apr 13, 2011 at 10:56PM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Mar 27, 2011 at 08:25PM EDT

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Feb 08, 2011 at 05:48PM EST

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