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Hey look buddy, I’m Tristan; that means I write things.
Not things like ‘Articles’, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of practicality…
I write philosophical things.
Oh, and I bake cookies for everyone.

Recent Activity

Commented on Andy's Laptop

A single picture with a statement on why it’s shopped,a meme does not make.

Jun 23, 2010 at 01:07PM EDT

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Jun 22, 2010 at 09:10AM EDT

Commented on GayDadExplosion's wall

I am the man holding the two whips, which you posted a photo


Jun 19, 2010 at 01:00AM EDT

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Jun 18, 2010 at 07:12PM EDT

Commented on TORENOROSE's wall

Have you ever had a thought and not made 12 threads about it?
The forums are not your diary.

Jun 18, 2010 at 10:00AM EDT

Commented on Pirates vs. Ninjas

No,it’s because ninjas are pansies that run around in ghey outfits using swords.
Pirates use guns.
Pirates get shit done.

Jun 11, 2010 at 11:40AM EDT

Commented on Babby

I know what i’ll do!
I’ll add a shitty thumbnail of Deadpool on this page,despite the large amount of deriatives and being commonly used!
Everyone will think i’m so funny,they’re already so stoked on me,since my opinions are being voiced so maturely and can be understood.
Maybe I’ll even be funny and act even more butthurt that nobody is laughing!
Yeah,that’ll work.

Jun 05, 2010 at 02:53PM EDT

Commented on Chris' wall

Keep the pimp shadow claw strong.

Jun 04, 2010 at 11:36AM EDT

Posted WUT. in the Riff-Raff forum.

Jun 02, 2010 at 10:37AM EDT

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Jun 01, 2010 at 07:19PM EDT

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May 30, 2010 at 01:56PM EDT

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May 28, 2010 at 11:36PM EDT

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May 28, 2010 at 09:15PM EDT

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