Troll King

Goodbye Troll King. You trolled an entire forum. But there’s a difference between a troll and a hater, you see. A troll will be insulting and rude BUT be funny and make it hilarious in the process. A hater is just rude and sucks the happiness out of people. I think your Forum President Vote showed a lot of people which one you truly are. Perhaps, one day, you will return to KYM as the King of Trolls you were but, it appears your rule has been ended.

Congratulations, you win one internet.

That was a good one, man. That was honestly the most subtle trolling I’ve seen on KYM.
We still lack truly epic trolling, but this was a good start.

(applause)

This is not good. I might just have to break my no-neg policy and lower that count a bit.

+1 karma.

:3

King of the trolls? You must enjoy your kingdom under the bridge.

remember i’m a boy, and you have yourself some friendship!

Hail the king.

Hello King.

Welcome back king of trolls.

MOAR!

Well, well, well.

Welcome back.

How goes it?

Troll King, y u no active?

people are saying im your alt account. you must purge them of such ignorance

>Respect

lol

Inb4 the lock…She was a grand thread.
 
May she rest in peace.

Troll King, y we no friends?

Congrats, Troll King.
What will you do next?

So, you are king once again. Now what will you do to RF?

Your playful rhyming of two-syllable words has amused me.
The winner of this contest may challenge me for the ‘Ultimate Bard of KYM’ title.
Also, thugaim.

I want you to know that I think you still have it.

“What is ‘it’?” you may ask… I’ll tell you:

‘It’ is the trolling je ne sais quoi. I lurked through some of your old capers, and I must say… You were great… I can see why you were held in such high regard. This being said, it does lead one to ask…

What’s up next for Earl?

So you are the one who was troll king, I remember long ago, even in the old format, back when I was just an anon lurker, your name was infamous.