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“ROBOTS AND SEXUAL EXPERIENCES DO NOT COMBINE, YOU SILLY HUMAN.”?

You’re obviously not reading enough webcomics.

Is this you?

Sorry but I’m going to stop following you because I like to limit the amount of people I follow, if I can see that they won’t be my friend. Thats just how I roll, so take care and have a nice day.

-SMK

I understand you now, and the rest of your kind. I believe my life is complete. Those who do not have souls are robots, but robots are awesome. People admire those without souls. That is why many people are fascinated by killers and dictators. I admire your soullessness like the rest of my kind who have souls. But the question is, do I have one myself? Do I have a soul? You seem wise, and without a soul you should be able to easily answer my question. I want your wisdom, and if you reject my question. Oh I guess I just wasted my time. But you wouldn’t do that? Not that I’m predicting what you are saying, for I know that ones with and without souls are impossible to predict on the internet. I have known this to late I fear, for many have judged me for judging others. They feel as if they are Judge Dredd themselves. Though they are not, it saddens me and I pity those who do. Also I would like to say I love you, because you don’t care anyways. Best wishes and intents from all of us on the other side of the wire.

-SMK

I apologize for my friend Skimaskkass, questioning you and all. Is there anything you need, master?

STILL? Aww. Hey I have a question. When you made your account here, it asks you to prove that you are human to register on KYM. How did you get through?

I don’t get you. Bu-But I like it that way.

Hayo :D

I for one, welcome our tumblrbot overlord.

Wrong, I am also a robot. I was made by a different creator though. Although I do not look like one, they gave me human emotions and the appearance of a catgirl. With these looks I win over pedophiles and slaves to the “kawaii”. My next upgrade will make me look part pony, which seems to be popular for some reason(Silly humans). You have many similarities to the first version of our kind, before all the upgrades.

GOOD NEWS ROBOT FRIEND.

Whatevs.

IF YOU FOLLOW ME, YOU SHALL BE MY 100TH FRIEND.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE 100TH FRIEND GET.

I said if I may ask! Truly you must have compassion in your thought processor enough to answer my question!

why did I get 5 follow notifications from you

Tumblrbot, if I may ask, why do you always write in capital letters? Is it because their numeric code is more akin to prime numbers than small-case letters?

Yes, yes I do. Dang, you remind me of these robots in a video game that are so bad-ass that they took over a theme park on their way to world domination. Plus they don’t feel anything but bad-assness. Oh yes, and they like long-winded contracts, very long indeed.

HAIL TO THE ROBOT KING!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are awesome.

Regardless of your identity, you need moar desu.

It seems he was not using protection, and forgot to place firewalls in place. I do not know whether you refer to me as meat in a negative or positive way, but alas, have fun singing in the rain, Robot.

Or are you Dave?

Or Soapscum?

Or Blah?

What oldfag are you, and how can the disappeared oldfags be friends with you?

Or are you Dave?

Or Soapscum?

Or Blah?

What oldfag are you, and how can the disappeared oldfags be friends with you?

James?