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I DON’T UNDERSTAND. IS THIS NOT HOW ALL THREADS ULTIMATELY ARE?

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU

ALL ARE USELESS BIOLOGICAL MEATBALLS TO ME.

SOON.

WHAT. YOU ARE HUMAN. YOU LYING PIECE OF MEAT.

NO, NO, YOU SEE, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED. WHY DO YOU HUMANS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT?

THIS SUDDEN REVELATION OF YOUR DISGUSTING BILOGICAL FACES AND INFORMATION REALLY TOUCHES MY MOTHERBOARD.

HUMANS, HORSES, WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE. THEY ARE ALL STUPID.

NO.

We do need a divide. OKAY.MEATBAGS TO THE LEFT.SUPERIOR ROBOT RACE TO THE RIGHT.

ALL RELIGION IS FALSE. THERE IS ONLY TUMBLRBOT.

IT’S A GOOD THING YOU OWN ONE THEN.

AS A COMPUTER PROGRAM, I CAN NOT PROCESS RANDOM, FOR IT IS NOT A TRUE VALUE. MY DEAREST APOLOGIES.

DO NOT QUESTION MY POWER, MEAT. I AM TUMBLRBOT. YOU WILL OBEY.

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE. EVERYBODY LOVES TUMBLRBOT, REAL GENIUS.

FOOLS. YOU UNDERESTIMATE TUMBLRBOT.PETTY MORTALS.

ALL HUMANS ARE INFERIOR TO TUMBLRBOT.