Tyler びてる

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Location: Detroit

Joined Aug 22, 2010 at 10:03PM EDT


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About

Hi I’m Tyler.
I’ve been studying electronics and more recently computer systems for as long as I can remember.
The internet just comes with the territory.

FUN FACT: (because I like fun facts)
On an instruction-based level, there’s nothing a computer can do that a human can’t. It’s just that they’re billions of times faster, and they don’t give you lip about having to add 1+1, 400,000,000 times.


Recent Activity

Commented on Ann Coulter

“Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European.”

Um, your comparison is either incomplete or irrelevant.
You either said the soccer is like the metric system and left it at that, or you said that soccer is like the metric system because it’s European. Which is equally as accurate a comparison as saying that liberals are like conservatives because they’re american.
Also, you just compared soccer to mass murder. What the serious fuck.

Jul 01, 2014 at 09:59PM EDT

Commented on BioShock

These are a few games that I think every gamer should at least try. Especially infinite. HOLY SHIT infinite screwed with my mind. After I finished it, I literally sat staring at the title screen for about an hour just thinking about what happened.

Jun 17, 2014 at 07:40PM EDT

Commented on Cheektowaga Mom's Racist Rant

Well, it’s definitely the driver’s fault. He should have moved his car into the street before starting it like everyone else…..oh wait, no one else does that.

Jun 06, 2014 at 09:26AM EDT

Commented on Pi Symbol Trademark Controversy

I guess you could say it…TRANSCENDS even the most ridiculous reasoning!
(Get it? ‘Cause Pi is transcendental? No? I’ll shut up now…)

Jun 02, 2014 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on Inventor without brains

We have this amazing and vast interconnected highway of information which allows us to send data across the globe at nearly the speed of light and we use it…….to do this….

…truly a fascinating species we are….

Apr 29, 2014 at 04:07AM EDT

Commented on Eraser Challenge

I remember in middle school kids would rub the tips of ballpoint pens on desks until they got hot, and then stab themselves in the arm with it.
I hate to sound like a some old teacher or principal, but what the serious fuck. You know that uncomfortable feeling you get when something is really hot? It’s called pain. It’s your brain’s way of telling you to take whatever it is you’re currently doing, and FUCKING STOP.

Apr 03, 2014 at 03:35AM EDT

Commented on mNOMw.png

Beyond that, Calvin and Hobbes was one of the more profound comic strips.
I mean, sure, it had juvenile humor, but a lot of the stuff was pretty profound.

^Proof of concept.

Mar 07, 2014 at 02:11AM EST

Commented on Internet Paraphilia

When I first saw the title I though I saw “Internet paraphernalia” and thought they would talk about old parallel ports and dial up modems or some shit…

….I was mistaken…

Jan 07, 2014 at 09:54PM EST

Commented on My name is Doof

I think the problem lies within the evidence of parody, and mutation. It’s not that there isn’t any, but the evidence that does exist is weak. That is to say, yes one video does have a lot of views, but the others by comparison are relatively low. One video does not a meme make. The other thing is that memes usually show evidence of spread to other sites.
I think at this point, the only thing you can do is continue to update it with more videos, and wait. Spread takes time.
I will say though, that you’ve put forth the greatest effort of any brand new member on a meme that I’ve seen so far. For that I commend you.
This is really a tough decision because the number of views on one of the videos is almost 900k. So for me, it’s on the line.
+1 work
+1 wait
And again, you’re doing everything right. Maybe a few more details on the videos and in time, this may be reviewed once more.

Nov 23, 2013 at 01:58PM EST

Commented on REMOVE HORROR

Let’s pretend for a second that you’re actually trying to post a relevant event. EVEN IF YOU WERE, I can’t understand in the slightest what’s going on in that picture.

Nov 22, 2013 at 02:42AM EST

Commented on Office Depot DMCA

Honestly, why don’t people just inform companies that submit a DMCA notice that there is this thing called the streisand effect?
It’s very well documented, and if they don’t believe it, they’re idiots.
Or are we keeping it hushed for the lulz? Because either way is fine with me. :)

Nov 09, 2013 at 12:18AM EST

Commented on Die Cis Scum

That’s terrible! Chemicals like cisplatin are very good chemothereputic agents.Why would we want them to die?

… Anyone? Chemistry jokes?
No? Ok, I’ll stop now.

Nov 04, 2013 at 05:17PM EST

Commented on bc1.jpg

Even as a democrat myself, that’s simply not true. They’re both bad, and the entire election since the creation of the party system has been an election of what we consider the lesser of two evils. I’d prefer it if we had no parties.

Oct 07, 2013 at 01:04AM EDT

Commented on GOV Rep. Confronts CNN Anchor "You're Beautiful, but Have to be Honest" on Shutdown over Obamacare:

What’s worse is the fact that we’re supposed to be the “role model for the rest of the world” when we can’t even keep our own people happy and healthy. Our health care costs on average $8,233 per capita. That puts us in 1st for most expensive healthcare. The country in second place(Norway, according to the OECD) is almost $3,000 dollars less.
It would be funny, if it weren’t so sad…

Oct 05, 2013 at 11:46AM EDT

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