Tyler びてる


Location: Detroit

Joined Aug 22, 2010 at 10:03PM EDT



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Hi I’m Tyler.
I’ve been studying electronics and more recently computer systems for as long as I can remember.
The internet just comes with the territory.

FUN FACT: (because I like fun facts)
On an instruction-based level, there’s nothing a computer can do that a human can’t. It’s just that they’re billions of times faster, and they don’t give you lip about having to add 1+1, 400,000,000 times.

Recent Activity

Commented on Undercover Colors

This is like getting angry at the guy who invented locks because we should be teaching people not to steal instead. I’M SORRY. THE WORLD IS A SHITTY PLACE SOMETIMES. GET OVER IT.

Aug 29, 2014 at 11:48PM EDT

Commented on Vivian James

>mfw they seemingly don’t want us to help women either.

Aug 28, 2014 at 01:36PM EDT

Commented on Fire Challenge

How does that work? You pull the trigger and then attempt to get out of the way before the bullets hit your head? I’m seriously done with humanity right now.

Aug 05, 2014 at 08:33PM EDT

Commented on When You're Entering The Car Wash

I always used to love the car wash when I was young because I’m somewhat mechanically inclined. I did not like the dryers though. Those fuckers creeped me out.

Jul 21, 2014 at 09:20AM EDT

Commented on Ann Coulter

“Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European.”

Um, your comparison is either incomplete or irrelevant.
You either said the soccer is like the metric system and left it at that, or you said that soccer is like the metric system because it’s European. Which is equally as accurate a comparison as saying that liberals are like conservatives because they’re american.
Also, you just compared soccer to mass murder. What the serious fuck.

Jul 01, 2014 at 09:59PM EDT

Commented on BioShock

These are a few games that I think every gamer should at least try. Especially infinite. HOLY SHIT infinite screwed with my mind. After I finished it, I literally sat staring at the title screen for about an hour just thinking about what happened.

Jun 17, 2014 at 07:40PM EDT

Commented on Cheektowaga Mom's Racist Rant

Well, it’s definitely the driver’s fault. He should have moved his car into the street before starting it like everyone else…..oh wait, no one else does that.

Jun 06, 2014 at 09:26AM EDT

Commented on Pi Symbol Trademark Controversy

I guess you could say it…TRANSCENDS even the most ridiculous reasoning!
(Get it? ‘Cause Pi is transcendental? No? I’ll shut up now…)

Jun 02, 2014 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on Inventor without brains

We have this amazing and vast interconnected highway of information which allows us to send data across the globe at nearly the speed of light and we use it…….to do this….

…truly a fascinating species we are….

Apr 29, 2014 at 04:07AM EDT

Commented on Eraser Challenge

I remember in middle school kids would rub the tips of ballpoint pens on desks until they got hot, and then stab themselves in the arm with it.
I hate to sound like a some old teacher or principal, but what the serious fuck. You know that uncomfortable feeling you get when something is really hot? It’s called pain. It’s your brain’s way of telling you to take whatever it is you’re currently doing, and FUCKING STOP.

Apr 03, 2014 at 03:35AM EDT

Commented on mNOMw.png

Beyond that, Calvin and Hobbes was one of the more profound comic strips.
I mean, sure, it had juvenile humor, but a lot of the stuff was pretty profound.

^Proof of concept.

Mar 07, 2014 at 02:11AM EST

Commented on Internet Paraphilia

When I first saw the title I though I saw “Internet paraphernalia” and thought they would talk about old parallel ports and dial up modems or some shit…

….I was mistaken…

Jan 07, 2014 at 09:54PM EST

Commented on My name is Doof

I think the problem lies within the evidence of parody, and mutation. It’s not that there isn’t any, but the evidence that does exist is weak. That is to say, yes one video does have a lot of views, but the others by comparison are relatively low. One video does not a meme make. The other thing is that memes usually show evidence of spread to other sites.
I think at this point, the only thing you can do is continue to update it with more videos, and wait. Spread takes time.
I will say though, that you’ve put forth the greatest effort of any brand new member on a meme that I’ve seen so far. For that I commend you.
This is really a tough decision because the number of views on one of the videos is almost 900k. So for me, it’s on the line.
+1 work
+1 wait
And again, you’re doing everything right. Maybe a few more details on the videos and in time, this may be reviewed once more.

Nov 23, 2013 at 01:58PM EST

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