Über Mephisto

My posts are invisible to people named Über Mephisto.

Now it’s time for poetry…

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By RM.

Probably ‘cause I ain’t really a loved person out here.

I know, right?

Wait, never mind. Mr. Scratch already told me who uploaded it.

Fucking time zones. They always screw me over…

By the way, do you remember who the image was uploaded by?

Man, I really want those D-Arts Megaman X figures. Too bad they cost around £40 (about $60) each.

Also, what was the image that you commented “I place bets that Yi’s gonna get here before Crashy” on? The goddamn thing 404’d.

Also, your profile music is pretty bitchin’.

Rest in peace. He was an amazing user.

Bill Clinton is back

Oh man, not Rukario, too. I was expecting him to just leave, but keep his account up.

I’M LEAVING THIS BUTTON HERE IN CASE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS

Yep. That’s also why I use a teal deer as an avatar (Teal deer~tl;dr=Too long; didn’t read). Most people use the teal deer to tell others to cut down on the words. I wanted to use it as a reminder to myself that sometimes I just talk/type too dang much.

I was the one who posted the image in the first place.

Banana dolphin is best dolphin.

Lawl I looked at your friends list that shows on the wall.
I like the amount that either have hands covering part of the face, or wears a hat

Can you please show me how to do the make a pope thing?

I think your favorite pony is Derpy.

Touch.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fleshling? I’ll have you know I
graduated top of my class in the Maverick Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous
secret raids on the Repliforce, and I have exterminated over 300,000 humans. I am
trained in Stonekong warfare and I’m the most feared Reploid in existence. You are
nothing to me but just another puny human. I will wipe you the fuck out with
incredible combat skills the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark
my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that scrap to me
over the Internet? Think again, meatbag.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mavericks across Dopple Town and your IP
is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, slimebucket. The storm that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bug.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and
that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat,
but I have access to a huge missile base and I will use it to its full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little insect. If only
you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was
about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouth. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pest. I will rain
missiles all over Abel City and you will die in it. You’re fucking dead, primate.

I congratulate your detective skills. You were the only one to work it out.
Do you know what I’m going to go? I’m going to conquer this this website, and then terminate all users who have succumbed to the Advance Virus. Sounds harsh, I know, but is they who are stopping this website from reaching it’s full potential.
As I said, evolution requires sacrifice…

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go polish my lovely bald noggin.

I have become an Advanceite.

And now, something completely different.