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I can’t believe I’ve been shitposting for over a year
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WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHAT WILL BE PAINFUL. THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE...
Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:I’ll need to buy some new ones down at CostcoCostco What have you done
I call C5
Is there any reason not to join the master-tier Shaqtop race? Can you not handle his dunks?
Take the URL of the picture you want http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/207/254/roflbot.jpg And place the following: < img src=“PLACE URL HERE” alt=“image” alt=“image” > (without the space between the greater than signs) And it becomes: For more see this thread
I’m gonna steal the pages…
Is your body ready?
You took my sister out for a movie and dinner.
Looks pretty pimpin’ to me.
Mephisto Über Mephisto Rainy Über Mephisto R.I.P Über Mephisto Über Mephisto LIVES ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Über Mephaggot Faggot A Faggot Über Mephisto is CrustyClarinet Über Meswag Über >>444444 Über Mescuella I change my name too much.
That’s pretty deep. My brother doesn’t even know I have an account. I’m not even joking when I say he’s been visiting my profile almost every day just to see my uploads because “hey! That Uber Mephisto guy likes Diablo!”. I’ve been doing this for almost half a year now and I still haven’t told him.