Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz

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Joined Aug 03, 2011 at 01:26AM EDT


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Recent Activity

Commented on Dark Knight 4 Pane

Heath Ledger, why so gay?
Oh because you’re dead.

NOT FROM AIDS?

Oh, sorry nothing to see here. Bad troll, why you keep smiling?
:D

Aug 23, 2011 at 03:03AM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

You’re a fucked up bitch, you know that?

Yeah, take it or leave it.
You’re pretty fucked up to point that out.

:3

Aug 23, 2011 at 03:00AM EDT

Commented on Stop Posting

This page is a manifestation of lolcat’s guilt for ever making you lol on the interwebz.
It made you into a posting loser who nobody loves.

So stop loling at the interwebz and go feed your cat that you are constantly so disappoint in because it didn’t help you get a life like lolcatz promised to.
You need to take your own advice.
Stop posting.
Forever.

Iz only way out of interwebz deadpool. Is only way.

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:46AM EDT

Commented on Captain Blubber's wall

HEY SORT ME OUT, I NEED IT.
So I can make you disappoint by doing more coke :D

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:37AM EDT

Commented on Joaquin Phoenix's wall

Can help me? I am a trap and you look like you also either do cocaine or pretend to.

I need directions to wall street. Need to buy some cocaine.
Problem, officer?

Yes, I shot the sheriff and did coke so now I can’t stop telling people :D
:’(

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:35AM EDT

Commented on Skimaskkass' wall

can not be friends with someone who scares so easily,
deepest sorries.

D:
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At least i make you scared of your computer like all real friends will do in real world which is not evil interwebz.
:D

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:34AM EDT

Commented on Shakey♪'s wall

All your herds are belong to us, herp derp .
Nobody has real friends on the interwebs.

Just looking out for you.

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:33AM EDT

Commented on 4chan Mission Acomplished

Make this 4chan homepage, I will stop :D
4chan needs to smell its own shit, and own up to being victim of the best prank ever.

4chan thought 4chan was 4chan’s friend… little does 4chan know that it is the gayest thing ever and has no friends.
Better leave it alone before it makes you kill someone :D

4chan is deadpool, REP GAY THINGS FOR LIFE.

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:26AM EDT

Commented on Laser Pacer's wall

Am you roboseiseki’s bitch? You don’t have to take that! We are not bitches!
Lady power!

Get the fuck off the internet before the strong women who have computers find you and make you wish you got the fuck off the internet, you bitch.

Love, mom :D
PS you are not allowed to hang out with robo chop suey anymore. She is bitch and therefore bitch. Will never care about you like real life friends.
The only difference is you have to risk being disappointed in real life to break free of a disappointing eternity on the interwebz.

Aug 23, 2011 at 02:23AM EDT

Commented on Bridget's wall

i love you troll me hard my body is ready. get off of your fucking computer naruto.

Aug 23, 2011 at 01:23AM EDT

Commented on lindsaytheroom.jpg

Iz kind of the point, bronie.
I fail almost as much as myspace suicide, at least he gets to be dead so he doesn’t have to try to kill the interwebz all alone.

Aug 23, 2011 at 12:37AM EDT

Commented on Stop Posting

Great job, I think this is my favourite, I am very pretentious and I am also your father. Stop trying to be my bitch and get off of your computer before you have to get me off of mine.

NEVER STOP POSTING, DEADPOOL FOREVER.
What kind of loser dares to fail on the interwebz?

One who is very successful in life and has a problem with the interwebz.
Problem, officer?

Yes, go do drugs, make friends and get arrested. Get the fuck off of the internet.

Aug 23, 2011 at 12:25AM EDT

Commented on Kawaii Overload's wall

You also so joke.
Troll harder.
Do coke.

Then you can wear silly crown, ask silly questions and furthermore silly.
So not 1337, so not kewl.

Aug 23, 2011 at 12:07AM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

People hate it when other people with no life and schizophrenia point out the fact that they have no life.

So much ragequit. So much ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I don’t ever do that it was just a lol, but I’ll stop.

Aug 23, 2011 at 12:03AM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

I hated being in debate class with someone who was moot’s bitch, so I trolld his favorite website to prove I could do it better.

4 CHAN THIS, I WILL POOP IN MY HAND, INTERRUPTS CLASS WITH SOME INSTANCE OF REAL LIFE TROLLING AND HOPES TO GET NOTICED BY 4 CHAN SOMEDAY.
I have been a member of this website for 19 days and have already gotten the kind of attention that will make this kid shut the fuck up and piss himself.

Problem?
Yes, because there is no such thing as emotional accountability on the internet, so the people that struggle with it in real life get a lot more shit for going on the internet.

I hope one day to make this website hate me as much as I hate milhouse.
It will definitely feed my troll.

Aug 22, 2011 at 11:40PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

Will not stop trolling until Carlos Ramirez gets the troll face back, or until he personally asks me to stop teh trull.

And leave him the fuck alone :D

Aug 22, 2011 at 11:22PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

GUESS WHAT 4 CHAN, YOU TROLLD SCIENTOLOGY AND SCIENTOLOGY HAS RISEN ABOVE YOUR OPPRESSION, IS OUT THERE, IS STILL NOT GIVING A SHIT.

U MAD BRO?
GET A FUCKING LIFE :d

Aug 22, 2011 at 11:20PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

Our troubles will never leave us alone until we choose to let them leave us alone.
And even so, they will always come back after awhile… which is why playing footsies with ridiculous people when there are important things at stake is kind of an important thing to do from time to time.

SIMILAR TO DEALING WITH TROLLZ.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO FEED HIM, RUB HIZ BELLY WHILE HE’S DOWN.
OR HE WILL COME BACK HUNGRY AND WITH THE FURY OF A HORNET.

(Maybe he’ll do that anyways? Trolls have a lot of issues, so they make good life coaches.)

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:59PM EDT

Commented on Tomberry's wall

I’m also sorry, because I only go on the internet when I watch Adventure Time and get very depressed because I can relate to the Ice King.

Leave me alone? :3 No, okay :D
It’s okay because you don’t know if I’m serious or not.
Just pleaz don’t be mean :D

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:44PM EDT

Commented on Tomberry's wall

Yep, go ahead and ban me (:
I completely understand because I am really insecure too sometimes,
but today was great because I actually came out as a schizophrenic.

:3 So ban me,
failing at teh interwebz gives me such weird boner.
And you don’t have to feel sorry for me.
I really don’t do coke,
and I really don’t do anime

:3
I’m just a really nice girl who is having too much fun.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:42PM EDT

Commented on Skimaskkass' wall

My mind was ruin long time ago.
I am so reckless on internet, I am actually not a trap.

I am as much of a trap as lego starwars admiral ackbar.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:40PM EDT

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