Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz

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Location: I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND TELL PEOPLE THAT CRACK IS WHACK- VH1

Joined Aug 03, 2011 at 01:26AM EDT


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like its wutevs guise


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Commented on Suiseiseki    's wall

Btw sillyhead,
that was obviously not a troll.
That was clearly satan.

So obviously silly on purpose, maybe sarcastic?
Maybe aliens
:D

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:28PM EDT

Commented on Skimaskkass' wall

I watch project runway naked while I floss and hang upside-down from my batcave bar.

Being in on what’s in is a must.
I am project runway.

:3

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:26PM EDT

Commented on milhouse-became-a-meme.jpg

THIS ME BRO, PLZ :3
MIGHT MAKE ME LESS ANNOYING
MIGHT JUST FEED THE TROLL
AND SAYGOOD JOB, KEEP IT UP, CLEAN YOURSELF OFF

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:25PM EDT

Commented on Skimaskkass' wall

WTF BRO, THANK YOU
c:
You have fed the troll and rubbed its belly.
But I am so free of murderers on the interwebz,
the interwebz going to fuck with me and I’ll kill it…

Because I win at life and interwebz (;

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:23PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

DOOD, NOT GONNA ACT LYKE I KNOW YOUR MEME, SO WILL YOU JUST MAKE ME A MEME ALREADY?

NO, BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS NOT YOUR MEME.
NEVER YOUR MEME.
NEVER ALWAYS.
ALWAYS LOW PRICES.
ALWAYS AT WALMART.

Wish I did coke as much as I’d like to believe I do (‘:
Because I don’t think I do enough coke yet.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:15PM EDT

Commented on 51 Things in My Room

DON’T KNOW YOUR MEME BRO, CAN I BE MEME YET? SO TROLL, SO STUPID, SO GAYBUT YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVARR BEE MEE.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:13PM EDT

Commented on 51 Things in My Room

I HAD 51 CHANCES TO BE CUTE, BUT I GUESS I MISSED MY CHANCE SO NOW I AM GOING TO GO MASTURBATE TO A VIDEO I MADE OF MYSELF UNTIL ANYONE FEELS BAD ENOUGH TO POST A CUTE ANIME GIF AS A COMMENT ON IT.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:12PM EDT

Commented on Joaquin Phoenix's wall

Dude, want to cut off your skin, I’ll wear it to my birthday.
Make me trolldad with semen of wisdom. Or ragequit.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:05PM EDT

Commented on the brave little toaster's wall

Oh chicken you mean like stuff in freezer that you eat.
Because I like a lot of things and can therefore relate.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:04PM EDT

Commented on Skimaskkass' wall

If I can be like that guy, can I also cut off his skin and wear it to my birthday?

My birthday is in the winter and it is kind of cold.

Aug 22, 2011 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

I will never be moot, never be 4chan,

always just noob, always just making people jump off of cliffs with me.
What you gonna do, come at me bro? COZZ I LOVV ETT.
You should be focusing on using the interwebz to bring down the posterchild for bulimia, because if people like this didn’t exist, then I would surely have a father.

I can say that because I know it is not true and I am not in fact a troll, not in fact stupid. Just very successful and powerful. What are you going to do?

Aug 22, 2011 at 04:31PM EDT

Commented on Suiseiseki    's wall

So kinky (:
Why would you say that to a good christian girl, a great christian troll?

I don’t like to think, therefore I make other people do it for me.
I am very satan, very deadpool.

I am troll and will stop when you admit you want my genitals so hawrd because you are scared of my giant female nutsack

:’)

Aug 22, 2011 at 04:01PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

Everyone so sad because I only been trolling less than a lifetime, and I found out how to beat the troll.

Deadpool is the key to life.

Aug 22, 2011 at 03:37PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

Yo dawg, love to cockblock myself, love to deadpool myself

I am just too happy for the interwebz.
That makes everyone’s spidey senses deadpool tingly le clicketty click.

Because everyone so trolld rite nao, they so mad bro

So much simulated reality rejection makes cannibal troll so full that must go troll more for the sake of eating human flesh (:

Gosh, I hate life, but Iz I loving this? Troll don’t have to answer stupid questions, only ask them.

Aug 22, 2011 at 03:35PM EDT

Commented on Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz's wall

So much simulated reality rejection makes cannibal troll so full that must go troll more for the sake of eating human flesh (:

Aug 22, 2011 at 03:29PM EDT

Commented on Whynne

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I AM A STRUGGLING ARTIST AND I AM ALSO LOLING AT THIS.

DEADPOOL MAI LIFE.

Aug 22, 2011 at 06:21AM EDT

Commented on Trolly The Troll's wall

SO TROLL MAN SO MUCH TROLL.

Will you be my Troll Father? I had no father.

BECAUSE I KILLED HIM.
Who’s yur daddy.

Aug 22, 2011 at 06:13AM EDT

Commented on Trolldad

I never had a father, which is all the more reason I really need a trolldad.

I HAD NO FATHER
therefore
BE RECKLESS ON THE INTERWEBZ
therefore
MAKE PEOPLE WORRY
therefore
MUST TRY HARDER
therefore
MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I AM VERY COOL IN REAL LIFE
therefore
HORRIBLE DEPRESSION
therefore
DEADPOOL ME PLZ SO I CAN DO COCAINE IN PEACE. AND IN HELL.

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:58AM EDT

Commented on Ruined Childhood

AHAHA HAVING BEEN RAPED I KNOW I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING AT THIS KIND OF THING. IT PROBABLY DOESN’T HELP THAT MY DAD GAVE ME METH INSTEAD OF BABY FORMULA.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:55AM EDT

Commented on Khione's wall

You so bad at trolling I know you must be so good at life c:

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:54AM EDT

Commented on May 21, 2011 Rapture

DUDE WE CHRISTIANS, PLEASE TROLL US BECAUZ OUR OWN GOD WILL NOT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO US.

COME RAPE US ON YAHOO ANSWERS OR CALL OUR RAPTURE HAWTLINE, WE REALLY LIKE THE ABOUSE.

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:53AM EDT

Commented on Psyduck's wall

You so good at trolling, but i’m nicodemus and you pokemon.

WE JUST CAVEMAN IN THIS DEADPOOL OF TROLL NOT COOL.
Going against social norm by being idiot, very stupid but very fun and makes happiness very easy to achiever.

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:51AM EDT

Commented on Life and Internet Super Troll's wall

Trollin you so hard right now cuz you’re just like NO I’M NOT TROLLD BY THIS AT ALL.

Then you’re like >:D get outta my head, naughty troll. Nobawdy beetz me at mai game.
So I’m like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
I AM ATTENTION WHORE
AM NOT AFRAID OF SAYING I AM ATTENTION WHORE.

Bro you just like “whateva bronie, this so deadpool, this so not coolface”
CAUZ BRO, YOU SO MAD RITE NAO.

You just gotta lol at this and deadpool me.
COME AT ME BRO.

le ignore, clicky click very frantic
You should google nicodemus and tell me if i am doing a good impression.
Maybe we do coke sometime too beauz we so addicted to the internetz.

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:49AM EDT

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