Venting Conservative


Location: The EDGY Zone

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Welcome to my own personal conservative/libertarian/anarchist hotspot. With the staggeringly large population of one guy!
This profile is anti statist. If you are a statist, you are not welcome here.

Why? See below:

You are now free to flame the fuck out of me.

THIS is what the political spectrum is SUPPOSE to look like.

An accurate representation of what happened to this country.

Moderation is for pussies. Far-Right all the way.
Fun Fact: The Internet is predominantly liberal. If you haven’t figured this out, you’re probably one yourself.
Just in case you’re wondering where I lean on certain issues, here’s a half-assed chart of them for you convenience.
WARNING: The following is likely to piss you off.

Economics and the Debt limit: Barack and Congress need to cool it on the spending and stop trying to create wealth equality. It will never happen. Get over it.
Drugs and its legality: Legalize all of it. No I’m not kidding. The reason people get shot over this crap is because it makes a profit. If it’s legalized, the demand goes down, guys can get their fix, and they will leave the rest of the country alone. We need to stop trying to fix this problem because it will never be fixed. EVER.
Gun Control: Not a fan. Everyone on the internetz freaks out over the 1st amendment, but when the 2nd comes in play, everyone clams up. The AR-15 is not a mobile death machine. It’s an overpriced semi-auto rifle that jams like a motherfucker. You’d get a higher body count using an old Remington shotgun than you would an “Assault Weapon.”
Gay Marriage: Should be left up to the states. Seriously. I can’t believe this is somehow an issue that warrants itself in politics. I’m not comfortable with homosexuality in the same way many people aren’t comfortable with furries (not that they either of them aren’t nice people, because I’m sure they are). If sexual impulses are now “something out of our control,” than we might as well legalize incest and polygamy, which should also be a state issue. That way, if the homosexuals want to get their civil union, they can move to California and we homophobic rednecks can stay over in Texas and not have to hear people bitching about where your cock belongs.
Abortion: Make that shit illegal. It’s the classic “who counts as human and who doesn’t” argument all over again. If we one day aborted children based on their gender (something China loves doing on a regular basis), that would be considered sexist. But why? A fetus doesn’t have rights, so why would we care? I’ll give you a hint: It’s because we’re not insane. We know this collection of cells is a life, and it should only have to be taken if it endangers the mother’s life. “But what about rape?” Here’s the solution.
#1. Don’t judge a baby based on the circumstances of his or her birth. If we did that today, children born out of wedlock would still be considered satanic.
#2. If the mental health of this women is in jeopardy, she can’t afford to take care of the baby, or any other circumstance that is out of her control, she should put him/her up for adoption.
#3. Stop treating women as dainty delicate little fucks and give them a C&C permit so they can shoot the nutsack off whoever want’s to prey on them.
I would also like to point out the a rapist who doesn’t use a condom to make sure forensics doesn’t find his DNA is a very stupid rapist.
Racism: Try to remember the time you were but a wee little toddler who saw his black/white/asian friends as one in the same. Now we have whole programs built to seperate us from eachother. Here’s how you deal with racism. Stop talking about it! The 1960’s are behind us and we should resume with our lives. Not constantly remind ourselves of how bad our white ancestors were.
War: Until the next Nazi Germany decides to show up, we should mind our own business.
The following is how KYM selects their political entires.

Mod1: Mod2! Check this out!

Mod2: What is it?

Mod1: A collection of stupid shit politicians have done in the past month!

Mod2: Yah. That is some stupid shit.

Mod1: It’s been all over twitter and shit! Everyone’s freaking out!

Mod2: Okay. Let’s put up an entry for it.

Mod1: Sure thing boss!

Mod2: Wait. One more thing.

Mod1: What?

Mod2: Post all the ones about republicans. Bonus points if they’re Christian. Tripple the priotity for patriots and Evangelicals. Leave the ones about liberals and atheist out.

Mod1: But sir, isn’t that a bit biased?

Mod2: Yah. You’re right. Okay, I’ve got it. For every 5 dumb republican memes, post one about liberals. Surely no one will notice!

Recent Activity

Commented on Eric Garner's Death

“Police Brutality: Black Man ‘Eric Garner’ killed by Police for braking up a fight”

Do you really feel the need to include the fact that he’s black in the title?

Jul 19, 2014 at 03:08AM EDT

Commented on Cyberbullying

This is so fucking stupid.
Everyone on this page is backing behind the “JUST IGNORE IT” argument. Listen everyone: Cyberbullying is more than just calling someone a faggot, and it’s not something that can simply be blocked or ignored. If someone spams a memorial page with a bunch of gore and porn, or sends explicit pictures of a girl without her permission (unless she’s under 18 in which case that would be a whole different thing all together) across the web, that isn’t something that can simply be ignored. Especially considering that today’s youths have constant access to the internet via their computer or smartphone, the ‘ignoring’ becomes that much harder. “If the kid killed himself over words on a screen, that means he’s the one with the problem.” Yah. No shit. Of course he has a problem. And guess what? I don’t really give a shit. We shouldn’t find all the different ways we can exploit these people and NOT expect something to happen. I hate censorship with a passion, but would it really hurt to just simply not pretend this type of bullying doesn’t exist? If you guys want to rip me a new asshole for not standing with TEH TROLLZ and DOING IT 4 THE LULZ, that’s fine. I never wanted to be associated with you anyway.

Jul 17, 2014 at 03:04PM EDT

Commented on c7e.jpg

And fandom worship, bad poetry, bad art, bad music, animal obsession, trivialization, and left-wing nonsense.

Jul 09, 2014 at 04:49PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

There’s a valuable life skill you can have that greatly benefits your internet experience. It’s called taking a joke.

Jul 09, 2014 at 04:41PM EDT

Commented on A summary. Or at least so they say,

Actually, it does have breaks. In fact, Tumblr probably used them on the first day but the momentum was so great that it refused to stop moving even to this day.

Jul 08, 2014 at 10:10PM EDT

Commented on ab6.png

I think it’s Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Jul 08, 2014 at 04:48PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Because these people were likely taught that bronies are overweight neckbeards and enthusiastic furries who dressed up as Rainbow Dash and hold auctions for the latest glow-in-the-dark horse dildo. No one bothers to fact check any of this, so this is where the whole “men can’t be into this stuff” comes from.

Jul 07, 2014 at 05:45PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

The fact that Tom Preston is pretty much a SJW himself gives this picture much more meaning than it would have otherwise.

Jul 07, 2014 at 01:39AM EDT

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