Venting Conservative


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Joined Aug 22, 2012 at 03:49PM EDT



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Welcome to my own personal conservative/libertarian/anarchist hotspot. With the staggeringly large population of one guy!
This profile is anti statist. If you are a statist, you are not welcome here.

Why? See below:

You are now free to flame the fuck out of me.

THIS is what the political spectrum is SUPPOSE to look like.

An accurate representation of what happened to this country.

Moderation is for pussies. Far-Right all the way.
Fun Fact: The Internet is predominantly liberal. If you haven’t figured this out, you’re probably one yourself.
Just in case you’re wondering where I lean on certain issues, here’s a half-assed chart of them for you convenience.
WARNING: The following is likely to piss you off.

Economics and the Debt limit: Barack and Congress need to cool it on the spending and stop trying to create wealth equality. It will never happen. Get over it.
Drugs and its legality: Legalize all of it. No I’m not kidding. The reason people get shot over this crap is because it makes a profit. If it’s legalized, the demand goes down, guys can get their fix, and they will leave the rest of the country alone. We need to stop trying to fix this problem because it will never be fixed. EVER.
Gun Control: Not a fan. Everyone on the internetz freaks out over the 1st amendment, but when the 2nd comes in play, everyone clams up. The AR-15 is not a mobile death machine. It’s an overpriced semi-auto rifle that jams like a motherfucker. You’d get a higher body count using an old Remington shotgun than you would an “Assault Weapon.”
Gay Marriage: Should be left up to the states. Seriously. I can’t believe this is somehow an issue that warrants itself in politics. I’m not comfortable with homosexuality in the same way many people aren’t comfortable with furries (not that they either of them aren’t nice people, because I’m sure they are). If sexual impulses are now “something out of our control,” than we might as well legalize incest and polygamy, which should also be a state issue. That way, if the homosexuals want to get their civil union, they can move to California and we homophobic rednecks can stay over in Texas and not have to hear people bitching about where your cock belongs.
Abortion: Make that shit illegal. It’s the classic “who counts as human and who doesn’t” argument all over again. If we one day aborted children based on their gender (something China loves doing on a regular basis), that would be considered sexist. But why? A fetus doesn’t have rights, so why would we care? I’ll give you a hint: It’s because we’re not insane. We know this collection of cells is a life, and it should only have to be taken if it endangers the mother’s life. “But what about rape?” Here’s the solution.
#1. Don’t judge a baby based on the circumstances of his or her birth. If we did that today, children born out of wedlock would still be considered satanic.
#2. If the mental health of this women is in jeopardy, she can’t afford to take care of the baby, or any other circumstance that is out of her control, she should put him/her up for adoption.
#3. Stop treating women as dainty delicate little fucks and give them a C&C permit so they can shoot the nutsack off whoever want’s to prey on them.
I would also like to point out the a rapist who doesn’t use a condom to make sure forensics doesn’t find his DNA is a very stupid rapist.
Racism: Try to remember the time you were but a wee little toddler who saw his black/white/asian friends as one in the same. Now we have whole programs built to seperate us from eachother. Here’s how you deal with racism. Stop talking about it! The 1960’s are behind us and we should resume with our lives. Not constantly remind ourselves of how bad our white ancestors were.
War: Until the next Nazi Germany decides to show up, we should mind our own business.
The following is how KYM selects their political entires.

Mod1: Mod2! Check this out!

Mod2: What is it?

Mod1: A collection of stupid shit politicians have done in the past month!

Mod2: Yah. That is some stupid shit.

Mod1: It’s been all over twitter and shit! Everyone’s freaking out!

Mod2: Okay. Let’s put up an entry for it.

Mod1: Sure thing boss!

Mod2: Wait. One more thing.

Mod1: What?

Mod2: Post all the ones about republicans. Bonus points if they’re Christian. Tripple the priotity for patriots and Evangelicals. Leave the ones about liberals and atheist out.

Mod1: But sir, isn’t that a bit biased?

Mod2: Yah. You’re right. Okay, I’ve got it. For every 5 dumb republican memes, post one about liberals. Surely no one will notice!

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