Venting Conservative

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Location: The Asshat Convention

Joined Aug 22, 2012 at 03:49PM EDT

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DISCLAIMER: I don’t hate liberals, gays, atheist, Halo fans, or anything like that. I’m just tired of being the butt of every joke. This is a way I can be around normal people and not youtube commenters.
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Guess what political party I’m part of.
Seriously. I dare you.
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How to argue like an Internet Liberal:
>Step One: Find a guy with a view point you don’t agree with.
>Step Two: Compare said guy to a less appealing person. Bonus points if it’s Hitler. Godwin’s law is an argument killer.
>Step Two and a half: State argument.
>Step Three: Wait for them to come up with a counter-argument. Then say they are ignorant and ignore logic without actually coming up with a rebuttal.
>Step Three part two: Say their claim has no evidence. If they give evidence, say it isn’t a reliable source and repeat step Three.
>Step Four: Call them a fundie/racist/fascist/Bible-Thumper/George W. Bush. If subject is a guy, say that he hates women.
>Step Four: Enjoy getting thumbs up while the other guy gets bashed into oblivion.
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Oh, and um… I’m a Brony.
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Things that rustle my jimmies: (STRUCK 50! WTF?!)
1. Liberalism (duh)
2. Mayo
3. Reddit
4. Sores in my mouth
5. When people can’t control their kids
6. When people can’t control their pets
7. Hollywood
8. Basic cable television
9. Netflix
10. Fallout: Equestria
11. Overpromoting movies
12. Youtube Ads
13. Youtube Comments
14. Facebook
15. Forced memes
16. Our public school system
17. Too many snipers on my TF2 team
18. Not enough snipers on my TF2 team
19. Modern News Media
20. Holocaust Deniers
21. TF2’s hat economy
22. HERE’S A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE IPAD!!!!!
23. When people make their fetishes known and expect everyone to welcome it with open arms.
24. When people think a horror game is only good when it has bad controls.
25. When you post a tech problem on forums and people answer: “I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM!!!!”
26. When people think cyber bullying is trolling
27. When people think I cosplay because I’m Japanese
28. When people say they don’t care about politics even though they’re really a Democrat.
29. Teen Angst
30. When movies sacrifice plot for boobs.
31. Captchas
32. The redundant amount of the word ‘When’ in this list
33. When I realize I’m a generally unhappy person when I’m on the internet.
34. The anti Call of Duty bias on youtube
35. Youtube in general
35. Futurama (Yah. I said it.)
36. Shipping
37. Generic fanfiction
38. How someone can be really immature but still praised because he has a more popular stance on something
39. When Rick Santorum had a still born and no one gave a shit
40. When people on the internet use autism as an insult
41. Megasweet’s art
42. How art classes in high school don’t actually teach you how to draw
43. Gamebanana’s rating system
44. Halo
45. How kids in school think their phone is their life line
46. When people use the word ‘fuck’ more than 8 times in one sentence
47. Westboro Baptist Church
48. How I don’t have a driver’s license
49. New spongebob
50. How MLP season 3 is half as long as the other seasons but took twice as long to make