Verbose

Don’t encourage Brian by mentioning the doctors were fema––
Too late. >_>
His mind will go into dark places. He likes thinking about me with other women.

Anyway, Fi OBVIOUSLY was willing to go all the way.
Obviously.

Also, I appreciate so many people asking about me. It’s nice. I can’t offer anything in return except for gratitude, but when you’re worried about being really sick (which I am not as far as I can tell now,) support from friends is so importatn to me. Thank you all.

Also, something just hit me.

When Fi is trying to get you to take up the sword in the beginning of SS, she says that further persuasive measures won’t be necessary.

…What were the “further persuasive measures?”

And how badly would she trounce me via capoeira-like dance-fighting?

I’m glad everything went well. I’m sure it’ll never be cancer … just bad stomach issues like I have, only yours were brought on by a nasty sickness. :< Eat all the yumminess to your heart’s (or stomach’s) content though! 8D

The height thing doesn’t apply to you, don’t worry. It’s research for an argument between Brian and myself.

And as for the Zelda thing, that question was OBVIOUSLY rhetorical for you, so we better be friends.

Once Animal Crossing comes out on June 9th, my life will be occupied for months, perhaps even a year. In fact, it’s probably a good thing I’m jobless because AC WILL be my job. Morning, noon, and night. In the bed, in the bathtub, by the pool, at the dinner table, in the car (okay maybe not the safest idea), and everything in between.

I do not.

Caro also has a doctor fetish.

Hope everything went alright… or do I? Since you can’t seem to trust me. :(

And at first I thought you wanted a CT scan of my debit card, which seemed a bit odd to ask, but then I read more and it made more sense.

Unfortunately I’ve never had my brain checked. I assume everything’s in working order. I had my leg X-rayed when I snapped my shin into two pieces, and the time before that when I gave it a hairline fracture; I also had my jaw X-rayed at the dentist a few times. But, alas, I don’t have any of those on file.

Also hope the doctor went well. Tell me about it!

Need this damn game. Need it NOW. WINTER 2013?! SERIOUSLY?!
Oh well, at least two more months until Animal Crossing, and that’ll tide me over until the holiday.

Zelda always has neat gimmicks, this one looks interesting.
So if it takes place in the same universe, what place in the timeline does it belong? If I remember correctly, the timeline splits during Ocarina of Time.

Completely awful. I admit it.

How are you feeling? Positive results at the doctors office?

Haha--holy fuck, a Link to the Past sequel?!

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Cookie.

Get well soon.

You have to starve yourself for an appointment? THAT’S SOME CROOKED DOCTOR YOU’RE GOING TO! O_O

Crazy, STOOOOOOP!

Not the kind of feels I was going for, but I’ll take what I can get!
I’ll chalk that up as the one time people would prefer my old avatar to my current one.

G’night Verbose. Do your doctor thing and then go to a bakery or something. You deserve it.

Why on Earth would you want a throne made of stars? It’d be all hot and uncomfortable..
Not to mention the radiation.

And a cookie throne wouldn’t last long. I’d eat it.

I’d devour those warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies. Savor the taste, and just let them melt in my mouth.. Then there’s just the smell of them filling the house. It wafts outside, and the neighbors just know you’re baking something delicious. It’s to die for.

Pity you can’t eat anything. The imagery must be unbearable.

Well, I’d still have to make the cookies. So you’re safe.

For at least a day.

You ‘n’ me both then …
I love warm sugar cookies that just melt in your mouth.
Oh god. We’ve gotta stop. I can’t handle it.

I mean …
I suck at baking. Or cooking. Or anything done in the kitchen except microwaving.
We can go to the mall and hit up Great American Cookies instead? :x

You must be my banker then, because that’s how my bank put my first name on my debit card. I’ve never been stopped and questioned about it, so it can be too important. haha

DON’T. DO IT.
You’re my only source of rationality (mod-wise at least), and I NEED some solid footing otherwise I’ll fall into chaos.
Go away, Brian.

Of course I’m not really a cookie. I’m a cookie of lies. Silly Caro.

Now that that’s established…

Eventually I was going for an Archivist title, but doesn’t Conversationalist override the Archivist title?

My only problem is that I missed the fun while it was unfolding. haha