Joined Feb 04, 2012 at 06:59PM EST
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His face is the living embodiment of the wah-wah-waaaaah sound effect.
“Ashamed among my polished proper peers,
I sit here as they prepare to immortalize my visage,
my faultiness to be frozen in frame and fame alike.
As I sit here, entombed in the comfort of cotton…
or perhaps polyester, or possibly a mix of the two warring demons,
I think terrible and uncharitable things of my mother, who let go of her wits,
thinking what was not to be thought.
Nay! Today is not the day to cloth myself in the apparel of peasants,
for it is not the night time nor the right time.
I see odd glances at every turn, shaming my mother’s sin.
I am not dead,
but I am defeated.
I am not without life,
but I am without glory.
This shall all pass.
For one day, they will see what they have not yet seen,
and I will be rid of my faults, and my mother shall pay.
Soon I will bask in the warm sunlight of the Elysian Fields that await me,
free from my polyester prison."
I didn’t even see the text at first. My only thought was “lol white people in infomercials”
Chapter 8: Dungeon Siege
I’m not sure how I feel about the top right corner of his head disappearing…
Currently the only thing I’ll ever need to see again.
Whoa. ._. .aohW
Reaction face differences aside, God Bless Julio.
“Happy birthday to me…”
“That’s alright, I do that all the time.”
“Well done, have a potato”
-The Comprehensive Guide to Training Your Irishman 101
Holy shit I just realized:
Finally, the one thing a cat can’t defeat.
Uploaded an image to Pharrell Williams' Hat.