WarriorTang

If content (an image/video/etc) is allowed on multiple pages, I propose that the +/- votes for the content apply to its association with that page rather than to the content itself so that content could be voted up on a page where it fits and voted down on a page where it does not fit. Favorites would still apply to the content. Karma becomes a problem; if people get karma for content they upload, the same content is now getting X karma * N associations for a lot more karma than before, and the person...

Moving the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl was a dumb idea. It used to be the last NFL of the season, so people would watch it for that alone. Now you can skip it because the Super Bowl is coming up. People would watch the Pro Bowl to see the biggest stars play against each other, but now a bunch of them are out because they are on the two teams practicing for the Super Bowl. (Tang keeps complaining while you’re reading the next post)

An awful starting position Evidence of ancient astronauts

The characters: ‘@’ and ‘$’. The place: inside a switch statement. Both lose by default when the input is alphanumeric.

Copied off the web circa ’98: I used to have some Woody Rinn artwork that I got off a BBS in the mid-’90s, but I lost it between computers at some point.

If all content related to Star Trek: TNG was expunged from the site, there would be No Yar Meme.

Stairway to HeaveThere’s a lady who drank a whole bottle of scotch and she’s climbing the stairway to heave. When she gets there she hopes she can barf in the bowl so she won’t spill it all over the floor. Day ripper The Beatles sing about a knife murderer who only attacks in the day. (It wouldn’t be their first song about a serial killer.) Everybody Gets aid Tonight A song about Jesus Christ magically healing and feeding everybody because he’s really a nice guy and he’s tired of being stereotyped as...

C – make Transformers 4 in the fifteen minutes you have before you need to leave for work, then A – go to work

The Goo, The Bad, and the Ugly A Western gunfight is interrupted by nanomachines devouring everything. The ark Knight Batman beats up animals until they agree to go on Noah’s ark, and then he steals the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones. Ineption A group of dream thieves try to plant an idea into somebody’s head but screw up every single time in the most hilarious ways. Godfellas The Roman gods run a mafia in New York. The Silence of the Labs A virus kills every last Labrador retriever on...

Tecmo owl A cartoonish football game where an owl knocks Lawrence Taylor twenty feet into the air. Cave tory A conservative robot fights against simpering nanny-state ninnies. FOR ENGLAND! Meta Gear Solid Snake contemplates his position in life and whether there is any greater meaning to his sneaking around and destroying giant nuclear robots. “Snake! Snake! Snaaaaake! Wake the f@$k up you’re on a mission!” Skifee Microsoft automatically charges your credit card $2 a run to go down a ski slope and...

> Run in circles screaming!

CHRISTMAS FUN PACK 2012 A set of Christmas-themed freeware games and other stuff that I threw together, most of it twisted and funny. If the download is too big, I posted links to most of the stuff in a previous thread. THE DESOLATE HOPE A walking coffee machine fights computer viruses on a space station in separate platformer and RPG gameplay modes. The game has a good atmosphere and it had me hooked until I beat it. DUNGEONS OF FAYTE An action-RPG with elements of Princess Maker and a short playing...

> be mesmerised by the blinkenlights in the star system map > notice the blue asterisk near the friendly fleet and the brown asterisk at the outermost planet > ask the science officer what the hell does the asterisk mean, “this planet not valid in certain star systems / some restrictions may apply”? > ask if we can blow it up

My beard is it flying up in orbit far above the world Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do Yes, I was stroking my beard like a supervillain. Now I have to go kick a dog to show how evil I am.

I joined an RP group where character names were semi-randomly selected from worldwide mythos. The full name is Warrior Cecrops Tangaroa of the Doberman Empire, but WarriorTang is short and easy to type.

I have a book about al-Qaeda. I propose that you wear this special vest and walk into the mosque of those filthy Shiite dogs, and you will truly be An Hero.

@Syndic On that last pic, I think this is the plane

This is a key point. It is easy to say that robots lack free will because we built them and we can explain their behaviours as a set of pre-programmed logic routines. A robot may be programmed to have the appearance of free will, but somebody could point to a source code listing and say that the robot’s actions are because of X, Y, and Z. The human thought process can be reduced to chemical reactions. Free will is probably an illusion caused by the fact that the human mind is so complex that we do not...

I don’t care who likes MLP or not. I don’t care if men watch “girly” cartoons or if girls watch “manly” cartoons. I enjoy some of the pony memes, jokes, and artwork. I am astonished that MLP is still one of the most popular subcultures on the site. Fads usually don’t have that strength for that long. It’s impressive. I think there are too many pony images on meme pages that have little to do with the meme but are rated among the top images for the meme. I am concerned that people would position...

Sirful: we had a satanic aborted zombie fetus in the last page and you’re only asking that now? Unfortunately, the pie only planned to offer you a job proposal. Fortunately, hey, the pie’s offering you a job!