Weasel

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Location: Doing weasely things.

Joined Jul 09, 2012 at 09:20PM EDT


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Post something like a complement or a love note.

I don’t care.
Just do something here.

Weasel is a weasely person that likes to weasel and rustle your weasels.
This weasely handsome fellow is a German Canadian cat. This sexy, slim and handsome sly cat loves to weasel your jimmies. I also…kinda worship Amanda B…

- Murder threads
- Frozen treats
- Amanda B.

I LOVE THE MURDER THREADS

- Anyone who opposes me for the slightest of things.
- Enraged emotions that are directed to me after a harmless joke.
- Shoving fandoms in my weasely face.
- Anyone who hates cats, not simply dislikes them, downright hates cats.
- Very loud autoplaying profile music.

Need to be more weasely, sneaky and overall more disliked. Want to participate in more murder threads.

- I think cats are still the best fandom.
- I kinda…want a custom title.
- I hate long threads longer than Longcat. (Act as Avatar thread)
- I has no opinion on trolls.
- I hate snooping people.
- I have a PS3 profile, and I want you to play with me on COD.

‘SamuelKaiser’ without quotations, case sensitive. I have a microphone and everything. I’m quite literally a great player.

Weasel's Forum Posts

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon...

How tough am I, HOW TOUGH AM I?! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Anyone else to me is another target. I will wipe anyone the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with asking that shit to me...

Nations RP: Return to the First

Sure, but I would like for a major dock to be build around your land (or Morgan’s) for ocean crossing. I won’t harm any of you, I’m a peaceful nation looking for goods. Connecting all of our nations with mine could work because I’m more invested in economics and trading. I have a small military because I’m working on over-land or over ocean trading, and that technology could benefit your nations. I guess I could take that region, but I wish to expand my nation further by being friendly with others...

Nations RP: Return to the First

@Leninland, Eggman Empire, Sastrei, and Morussania. On behalf of The Wastelands, I wish to make a small non-military settlement between your borders, Leninland and Eggman Empire, to attempt trade and commerce between us and west Eurasia. This won’t backfire, and it will probably effect your land in a positive way. If you decline this message, I won’t hold a grudge, and I simply wish to unite us for trade routes. I will not attempt any sort of attack, but I may need some resources to build the dock to...

HellHospital (New Murder Thread)

Ah, good game guys. I had a fun time, and I hope you guys find the murderer! If I were still alive and still sneakkeh, after this incident I would lay eyes onto Iran. No, not that kind of way you perv, but I think she holds the key to the end of the game. Otherwise, if it’s not her, Derpson because she’s still suspicious. Wow, I must have been really enjoyed as a character in this game to deserve this amount of respect from you survivors. I even got a makeshift tombstone while others decayed. Did I play...

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