Joined Jul 09, 2011 at 03:39AM EDT
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Ladies and gentlemen…Exhibit A.
This particular post might be parody/sarcasm. Unfortunately, I have come across at least a handful of examples where the SJW community is turning against the gays for not quite being oppressed enough.
I certainly find it ironic that a movement that promotes itself for being so progressive and inclusive will schism over the most minute differences, segregate everyone into as many disparate groups as possible, and exclude anyone who places lower than bronze in the Oppression Olympics.
Soon enough, Tumblr and Twitter will be full of minority groups comprised of a single person. Every one of them bemoaning how they are the most underrepresented and disenfranchised of all.
In all seriousness, people who revere Reagan as some Republican hero or a competent president either weren’t alive when he was in office, or were too hopped up on coke to remember the 80s.
Shot down again. I guess that’s what he gets for being a nice guy…
Pretty obvious where the inspiration for Shore Leave came from.
Albert Fish approves.
Wait, does that mean that…Takeru Kobiyashi is a Kryptonian?
The mother of my roommate in my very first apartment commented that our domicile smelled like “weed AND shit,” so apparently to at least one person, they are clearly distinct smells.
Ho ho! I see we’re all so very important utilizing the temperature scales of the common rabble. As opposed the the far more refined and superior scale created by the Right and Honourable LORD Kelvin. Peasants!
Afroman writes a song? #PotToBlame
I want to give this ALL THE UPVOTES!
Stephen King’s “IT.” Tim Curry as creepy clown, talking to a kid from a storm drain. We all float down here.
Yeah, that was one of the perks of living in the rental store age.
Of course, if you’re a member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race, you’re screwed no matter what.
Seriously, what gawd-awful, dystopian country does this person live in?
“Mama, may I please have some of the American candy?”
“No Olaf, it is illegal. Eat your dubbelzout.”
“But mother, it tastes like iodine.”
“Then you get nothing, ungrateful child. Go to your room, Olaf. GO!”
Who taught this person how to cook?
Dammit, I’m driving myself crazy trying to find this picture I saw somewhere of Carl in 40k Space Marine armor.
Also, I wish Carl would get his own spin-off show. It would be amazing.
Research? But as an Alien/Predator fanatic, I’m obligated to buy anything related to Alien and/or Predator, even if it’s Colonial Marines.
Hey baby, you wanna…oh sweet Christ…
Incest? More like wincest.
Seriously, though, was the buttplug blessed with holy water or something? How is a simple buttplug going to interfere with the Lord of Darkness’ buttplay machinations? I guess I shouldn’t expect too much logic from someone suffering from a serious mental disorder…
Not much of a downside, IMHO. Sure, you can’t be Mystique and be all cloak & dagger about it, but you can be a wildshape druid, which is still pretty fun. Or sexy, if you’re a furry.