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Ladies and gentlemen…Exhibit A.

Apr 20, 2014 at 01:01AM EDT

Commented on Tumblr retards have now come full circle.

This particular post might be parody/sarcasm. Unfortunately, I have come across at least a handful of examples where the SJW community is turning against the gays for not quite being oppressed enough.

I certainly find it ironic that a movement that promotes itself for being so progressive and inclusive will schism over the most minute differences, segregate everyone into as many disparate groups as possible, and exclude anyone who places lower than bronze in the Oppression Olympics.

Soon enough, Tumblr and Twitter will be full of minority groups comprised of a single person. Every one of them bemoaning how they are the most underrepresented and disenfranchised of all.

Apr 20, 2014 at 12:49AM EDT

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In all seriousness, people who revere Reagan as some Republican hero or a competent president either weren’t alive when he was in office, or were too hopped up on coke to remember the 80s.

Apr 19, 2014 at 12:14PM EDT

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Pretty obvious where the inspiration for Shore Leave came from.

Apr 18, 2014 at 10:02PM EDT

Commented on #PotToBlame

The mother of my roommate in my very first apartment commented that our domicile smelled like “weed AND shit,” so apparently to at least one person, they are clearly distinct smells.

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:56PM EDT

Commented on #PotToBlame

Ho ho! I see we’re all so very important utilizing the temperature scales of the common rabble. As opposed the the far more refined and superior scale created by the Right and Honourable LORD Kelvin. Peasants!

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:53PM EDT

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I want to give this ALL THE UPVOTES!

Apr 18, 2014 at 03:35PM EDT

Commented on Creepy White Guys

Stephen King’s “IT.” Tim Curry as creepy clown, talking to a kid from a storm drain. We all float down here.

Apr 18, 2014 at 10:37AM EDT

Commented on Obviously an Exaggeration, but still.

Yeah, that was one of the perks of living in the rental store age.

Of course, if you’re a member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race, you’re screwed no matter what.

Apr 17, 2014 at 09:59PM EDT

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Seriously, what gawd-awful, dystopian country does this person live in?

“Mama, may I please have some of the American candy?”
“No Olaf, it is illegal. Eat your dubbelzout.”
“But mother, it tastes like iodine.”
“Then you get nothing, ungrateful child. Go to your room, Olaf. GO!”

Apr 17, 2014 at 09:49PM EDT

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Who taught this person how to cook?

Apr 17, 2014 at 09:41PM EDT

Commented on Yo, Fryman!

Dammit, I’m driving myself crazy trying to find this picture I saw somewhere of Carl in 40k Space Marine armor.

Also, I wish Carl would get his own spin-off show. It would be amazing.

Apr 17, 2014 at 09:27PM EDT

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Hey baby, you wanna…oh sweet Christ

Apr 17, 2014 at 08:42PM EDT

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Incest? More like wincest.

Seriously, though, was the buttplug blessed with holy water or something? How is a simple buttplug going to interfere with the Lord of Darkness’ buttplay machinations? I guess I shouldn’t expect too much logic from someone suffering from a serious mental disorder…

Apr 17, 2014 at 08:34PM EDT

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Not much of a downside, IMHO. Sure, you can’t be Mystique and be all cloak & dagger about it, but you can be a wildshape druid, which is still pretty fun. Or sexy, if you’re a furry.

Apr 17, 2014 at 08:29PM EDT

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