Location: Virginia
Joined Nov 01, 2011 at 10:05PM EDT
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Well, it’s 2013!
I’m William Schnell. I like Yugioh (if not made obvious by my avatar), Pokémon, TF2, Initial D, and various other games and such.
While I don’t like MLP, nor do I plan on watching it anytime soon, I don’t hate its fan base. I judge based on attitude, not opinion.
Also, I rather enjoy marine life (It’s pretty much a gimmick of my account now), and that sharks are pretty cool. Profile picture possibly relevant.
Happy almost December!
My job is a rough one. Me, my Vaporeon, and my Relicanth are supposed to extinguish the firestorms that the Pyro starts. Luckily, a Politoed always drives up in a Maserati and douses the flames by LOOKING AT THEM. Politoed is a cool guy.
Because you’re not good enough for bacon. How come nobody makes PORKCHOP SANDWICHES?!
Why did I never find out about this until now? There goes all my money…
Me: Yeah, I’d like to buy this Gigaliter of Dr. Pepper, please.Cashier: Alright, but I have one question.Me: Shoot.Cashier: Are you a guy or a girl?Me: …watCashier: Y’know, what with the long, purple hair and all.Me: NOBODY DISSES THE HAIR.Cashier: Huh?Me: WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM WILLIAM SCHNELL, MASTER OF THE FISH CARDS!Cashier: Dude, just calm down-Me: MY COELACANTH WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!Cashier: SECURITY!Me: Ohhh, you have to get your FRIENDS to help you. You craven. And that’s why I’m...
Roses are red Violets are blue They say poems are dead and this may be true. But poems bring hilarity and sometimes despair And I’ll tell you something that just isn’t fair. It’s all about ACTA, nothing good about it. Internet censorship is a big load of- …yeah, I’d better stop here.
MAN MAN!!! He has all the powers of a man…but he’s a man!
I just thought it was something suggestive because it used the term “breeding.” …I REALLY hope they don’t go into too much detail with this.
I negate your derail! And now I summon my NEW derail! This is now a Jimmies thread. …for now.
We could USE OUR DRILLS TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS. …or we could just play Minecraft. Whichever.
Because racecar. Why can’t I hold all these limes?
DIDSOMEBODYSAYDRPEPPER?
OH MAN, MIRACLE FASSAD. He’s the reason I haven’t played Mother 3 in forever: because I just can’t beat Air Man him!
All of them. You’re all awesome! [thinks for a moment] Well, there are still a few trolls…so 99.9% of you are awesome!
Your dog’s name is Boney? …either that’s a common dog name, or I just spotted a fellow Mother 3 fan!
> that feel when you get TWO days off from school. Jimmies remain unrustled.
That would be the greatest server ever.
Hurry up, then! We’re Russian to the nearest disco!
Does anyone want lunch? I’m sure there are a few Mars bars that serve meals and drinks. …I’m on Mars now.
5 Pillowy stages of mashed potatoes.
NOSTALGIA THREAD DETECTED. NOSTALGIC SUPPLY INBOUND.
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