William Schnell

FOOLISH FOOL! By running, you’ve activated my Trap Card!

…well, okay, it’s not THAT underrated (it has a large cult following), but I still think more people should be educated about this game series.

YES. I saw that commercial a long time ago and thought it was hilarious. Status of Jimmies: [] Rustled [X] Not Rustled

upon Switzerland

I’m Batman.

Gosh, this thread is getting kinda long. Anyone know where I can find a summary of it?

I’m not your thread, yarn.

Woah. Guess I’m a bit behind the times then! Now all we have to do is figure out what the heck Carbonite is made of. Judging by the name, it’s probably crystallized carbon…(but do nonmetals even crystallize?)

Too bad science has proven that lightsabers are (at the moment) scientifically impossible to create.

Call me back when rockets can launch teenagers into space. That would be cool. …even though we’d asphyxiate.

Oh man…I found this one the other day and it was HORRIBLE. Bear with me… “So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is ‘wut r u doing wit my daughter?’ U tell ur girl n she say ‘my dad is ded’. THEN WHO WAS PHONE? …but seriously, I’ve got nothing that people haven’t already brought up.

About tree fiddy. …but seriously, I think it might be $1.50.

which caused

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

I would ask why a monochromatic temporal vortex is currently in my room.

(tries it) HOLY CRAP, IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

We drive on parkways and park on driveways.

Maven of Erroriousness.

I could post a few astronomy-related puns…I know quite a few stellar examples. …but siriusly, what we really want are chemistry puns! That’ll get a good reaction! Too bad all the good ones argon. I’d trade my sulfur a few more.

Freeman.