William Schnell

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Location: Virginia

Joined Nov 01, 2011 at 10:05PM EDT


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Just a hilarious video I found. I take no credit for it.

I was born in a log cabin in the cold winter of ’96…except the logs were made of laser beams. The Nineties were like that. Everything was EXTREME!

My real name is…not going to be disclosed, but you can call me William. Or “The Schnell.” But not “Freaky Fish Guy.” I am not a Freaky Fish Guy!

Way back in the fifth grade, I was officially diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome. And if you haven’t heard of it, you should be diagnosed with Wikipedia!

As an avid “Yu-Gi-Oh!” fan, I consider myself one of KYM’s resident duelists. In fact, I have about 8 Decks IRL! Fish/Water, Cloudians, Morphtronics, Crystal Beasts, Reptiliannes, Photons, Watts, and Dark World! Once again, Wikipedia will give you knowledge.

I don’t like MLP. It seems a bit too bizaare, IMO, and the memes have never really made me laugh that much. Don’t worry, though; I’m not one of those cra-a-azy haters who insults bronies left and right; my best friends could watch MLP and I’d be just fine with it…I’d just ask them to keep the references to a minimum. Calm yo jimmies…

Aaaand that’s about it. In conclusion, play Earthbound and watch Top Gear. Those are the necessities in life!
Also I got a Reddit account. Whether or not people will take kindly to this, I have yet to discover!

HOLY CRAP. I just found out that William Schnell is a real name. There are about 90 people with the name “William Schnell” in the United States. And here I thought it was just a pun I made up.

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ANN HIR® Dai-Oh

Apr 07, 2012 at 07:55PM EDT0

Im like the only one who understands you when start speaking YGO…
Any way help me with this…
http://dueristrevorution.4rumer.com/

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William Schnell

Mar 25, 2012 at 01:20PM EDT0

Good news, everyone! (You read that in Professor Farnesworth’s voice, didn’t you?)

I’ve received a new Deck from eBay! I’m now the proud owner of a Photon Deck, and my Watt Deck will be completed shortly…hopefully by next week!

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Dr. Enzyme

Mar 14, 2012 at 02:39AM EDT+1

By the way, when you want to respond to one other’s post on your wall, go to theirs and post your response. Much better than responding to them on your wall, it makes it look like the comment section of an entry.

Just sayin’…

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ANN HIR® Dai-Oh

Mar 13, 2012 at 05:13PM EDT0

My IRL decks are…
Ice barrier
Dark World
Agents/Fairies
Dragunity, and sever varients of Dragunity… like Fudunity(Dragunity/Yusei Turbo) Frozen Dinner(Ice barrier/Dragunity)
And im still working on some weird cross for dragunties, Did I mention I play Dragunity pure beatdown, no synchro?

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StarNova 3DS

Mar 01, 2012 at 08:15AM EST0

Mah Boi, mah follow is all true wariors strive for!

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Dr. Enzyme

Feb 29, 2012 at 05:29PM EST+1

Mah Boi, these fabulous sunglasses are what all true warriors strive for!

And I’ll just leave this here…

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Dr. Enzyme

Feb 15, 2012 at 02:45AM EST+1

You seem like a cool guy. I love at that Pyro avatar. Like you, I have the willpower of resistance against MLP, in fact, I’m an Anti-Brony. Well, you like to make people laugh? Well sir, you do a fine job at that, especially at the ending of your profile. Good day to you, sir.

Oh yeah, I’m following you…

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William Schnell

Dec 08, 2011 at 08:27PM EST0

@Verbose Eh, not really. I’ve never been all that interested in football.

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Verbose

Dec 06, 2011 at 03:37PM EST0

You’re from the South, huh? Do you follow college football?

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