Xenoscar The Omnipotent
Location: Somewhere on this rock called "Earth"
Joined Feb 01, 2012 at 11:22PM EST
Answer to the question: No, it just makes you a narcissist.
You should… I have to kill Twilight now. cries I DON’T WANNA!
To keep it correct with gender I’m going to cheat and use the first letter of my surname.
Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Perfectly fine with this.
I discovered that I get the effect when I was 5, whenever someone whispered to me, or touched a certain part at the back of my head, I’d get a weird tingling sensation running through the top of my head down to my spine. Always tried to hide it, and when I learned ‘adult’ terms, I thought that I had some creepy fetish. Then I found these videos and learned that it’s a natural thing, and I felt like an idiot for being so sensitive about it. Suddenly I’m not as self-conscious about it. These videos actually help me sleep nowadays.
That isn’t relevant, the more pressing matter is that you’re not sleeping right now.
Aww… Oh, wait… the heart thing… gasp I forgot about the cu- HNNNNN-NNN-NNGH
I’m perfectly fine with this.
Human History (10)
I’m pretty sure I could lead a happy life in an alien land after the obvious culture shock, and subsequent adaptation. However, if I become the subject of racism/species-ism, I guess I could try leading a nomadic lifestyle until I find a place willing to accept me into society. Life in Equestria may not be the ideal world we pictured, so anything could go wrong. Meh.
I used a random number generator for my rolls to play this on KYM, 2 for destination of arrival, and 5 for mission.
Suitcase full of clothes w/ upgrade. Body armor, pajamas, boxer-briefs, shirt, and socks (7)
A G36K assault rifle with upgrade. (20)
200 Bits to help me get from point A to point B (2)
Survival gear [obvious reason is obvious] (10)
Medical kit [apparently I need to fight changelings, if the body armor isn’t enough, then I can recover after the fight,](10)
The Idiot’s Guide to Lunar Exile [in case I fuck up, or decide to abandon the mission] (5)
Conjure food [because I can purify water with the survival pack] (5)
1 Book of my choice (1)
“The madness… begins…”
~Scolar Visari, Killzone 2
>Implying that you can choose between them.
>Implying that I don’t value them equally.
>Implying that the choice between Luna and Celestia is an easy one.
M.A. Larson, why do you believe I can make that choice?
Handcuffed for life to Fluttershy. I think I might have won.
Is that why I disconnected 5 times yesterday?
turns to look at screen
“OH, THAT’S NOT CREEPY AT ALL.”
I’m waiting, zombies…
A romantic date with the royal apprentice, and because of that, I am now mayor of her town?
I think I keep breaking these games…
I smell a new quest line…
I dump water on Twilight… Déjà vu for her.
Mrrrgghh… My head… Wait, wha-… I’m sorry, am I hallucinating? I don’t like it when that happens… Oh, dance? Uh… Okay?
Right, so you know my dreams of deep-space travel. What? Are you offering to help me with that?
My brain is throbbing. Ow.