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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on Auschwitz Selfie

“Concentration camp” is the general term for all camps in which people are forcibly restrained.

Auschwitz is a concentration camp.

Jul 24, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT

Commented on Matthew Burdette's Death

>I NEVER intend on going to college
Enjoy not getting a good job.

Also, from my two years of experience in a college, I can say that I haven’t once seen any sort of bullying--everyone’s too busy getting a degree for that shit. Then there’s the constant patrols Campus Security does and the fact that if the professors don’t tolerate you using your cell phone in class, they damn well won’t tolerate bullying.

In college, you’re treated like an adult and you’re fully expected to act like one.

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT

Commented on Matthew Burdette's Death

>kicked out of a class at University City High School for eating sunflower seeds
Wut. Of all the reasons to kick someone out of a class, they chose that one?

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:14PM EDT

Commented on Celestia's heir

>black cutie mark
>black mane stripes

I got 5:1 odds that the Nightmare is involved in some way.

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:10PM EDT

Commented on Dashcon

How much of the $17,000 did Dashcon pay you and where do I sign up?

Jul 16, 2014 at 02:47AM EDT

Commented on b6b.jpg

>Cadance is evil
>kills princesses
>kills Mane Five
>frames Twilight
>grimdark world ensues
>Apple Bloom is a mole trying to assassinate the new Elements

Jul 13, 2014 at 07:21PM EDT

Commented on b6b.jpg

Hey, I was right. Cadance is the usurper. Either that or she stared into the abyss and it stared back.

Jul 13, 2014 at 07:19PM EDT

Commented on Who Needs Feminism?

>try to resolve the issues
Don’t be silly. We’ll just do another hashtag campaign, a couple memes, and argue about it for a few months. “Resolve the issues.” What do you think this is, some sort of rational and logical society?

Jul 12, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT

Commented on Jada's Sexual Assault Case

>teenagers who think they are Slenderman and try to murder people, teenagers who think they have to undress for One Direction on twitter, and then this shit
This is nothing. Over in India they gangrape teens before lynching them from trees. Humanity’s fucked up no matter where on the planet you are.

Jul 10, 2014 at 11:07PM EDT

Commented on 141.jpg

Somebody’s jimmies are in a jam. Over something as silly as a little shipping comic as well.

Jul 07, 2014 at 05:28PM EDT

Commented on The Lost Princesses

Do I smell some Empress Twilight developments? She seems to have dismissed the princesses pretty easily.

Jul 07, 2014 at 05:24PM EDT

Commented on 1f9.png

It’s obviously bitt, which is a post or pair of posts fixed on the deck of a ship for securing lines. You gotta watch those final trivia questions. They can be tricky.

Jul 07, 2014 at 05:21PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

Don’t worry, both sides have incredibly short attention spans. In a few days, /b/ will be posting greentexts of people getting shrekt and Tumlbr will be all about #stoppingethnoasianracism.

Jul 05, 2014 at 06:04PM EDT

Commented on ec9.jpg

>little is know canonically about her
>“now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!”
>risks two universes because she craves the D
The sad fact is, what little we do know about her runs 180° opposite to how this comic portrayed her.

Jul 05, 2014 at 05:57PM EDT

Commented on Kendall Jones' Hunting Photo Controversy

The black rhino is critically endangered (very, very close to joining the dodo). It’s incredibly unlikely anyone would let her hunt a black rhino.

The white rhino, however, is “near threatened,” only one step above “Least concern.” As it isn’t in any immediate risk, it’s likely the hunting of white rhinos is as common as other safari animals and it’s the white rhino she probably is posing with.

Jul 04, 2014 at 11:59PM EDT

Commented on Kendall Jones' Hunting Photo Controversy

Two levels (critically endangered, then extinct), three if you count “extinct in the wild,” but I don’ think the IUCN does.

My point is that, as happens all the time on the internet, people spout things that are incorrect. None of the animals she hunted are endangered. “Endangered” just has more zing and ability to cause pointless outrage to it than “vulnerable” or “threatened.”

Jul 04, 2014 at 11:53PM EDT

Commented on Kendall Jones' Hunting Photo Controversy

>endangered animals

Not endangered.

Not endangered.

Not endangered.

Not endangered.

Not endangered.

>white rhino
Not endangered. (The black rhino is critically endangered, so it’s unlikely she’d be permitted to hunt it)

>cape buffalo
Not endangered.

Sauce: The International Union for the Conservation of Nature.

Fucking internet not even doing simple google searches to fact check and instead whipping out the mob mentality and useless petitions.

Jul 03, 2014 at 05:07PM EDT

Commented on Summer Fun

Damn it, you beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing.

Jul 02, 2014 at 04:35PM EDT

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