xTSGx

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Joined Jun 06, 2012 at 04:39AM EDT


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About

I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Website
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/xTSGx

Recent Activity

Commented on Michael Brown's Death

>Why didn’t show or mention the police dash cam
The Ferguson Police Dept doesn’t have dashcams as they’re too expensive (they have to be upgraded and replaced every few years).

Aug 16, 2014 at 08:37AM EDT

Commented on Michael Brown's Death

>Brown had been suspected of taking part in a convenience store robbery
This shitstorm just keeps getting better and better.

Aug 15, 2014 at 06:09PM EDT

Commented on #IfIWereaBoy

>began as a discussion of gender roles was subsequently derailed into a campaign against male circumcision.
Wut.

Aug 14, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT

Commented on Is it too early to start feeling nostalgic?

>tfw Fimfiction will never have a five star rating system again
>tfw “Twilight becomes an alicorn” was still a fanfic genre
>tfw the only drama that existed was which version of fanon Luna would get canonized
I didn’t ask for these feels…

Aug 10, 2014 at 02:43AM EDT

Commented on 2014 Israel-Gaza Conflict

>Fundamentalist Christians have a vested interest in perpetuating the conflict because of Biblical prophecy
Baptist here, and that’s false. In fact, in order for Revelation to kick off, there has to be peace in Arab-Israeli Conflict. This is for two reasons. 1) The events can’t happen without it. The temple can never be rebuild (especially with the Dome of the Rock where it is) while terrorism is quite literally a few miles away. 2) God requires it. One of Revelation’s big themes is how God will pull a literal dues ex machina for Israel. He will show the world that He is God and Israel is His chosen people. They will be lulled into a false peace, then the Anti-Christ will go all Holocaust 2.0 on them, and God will bail them out.

If there’s no peace, there’s no lulling, and no God rescue. So peace is a requirement for the prophecies to happen. And let’s be honest, if there’s ever peace over there, then you know it’s the end times.

Aug 07, 2014 at 10:02PM EDT

Commented on crack whoarse

Someone should do one of those before and after pictures with her. It would add to the tragedy and feels.

Aug 02, 2014 at 09:35PM EDT

Commented on The Anti-Clop Cross

I actually do it hands free (it’s a long story) so that billboard’s moot for me.

Aug 02, 2014 at 09:33PM EDT

Commented on Fire Challenge

Next up: the Bullet Challenge.

See how much brain matter you can excise from your skull with a .32.

Jul 30, 2014 at 10:42PM EDT

Commented on 010.png

I find this absurd.

Inflating something with air won’t provide lift.

Jul 30, 2014 at 10:38PM EDT

Commented on Uh...

“Furry cons bring together people interested in anthropomorphism and the furry fandom.”
Anthropomorphism: noun. the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to a god, animal, or object.

According to their definition, BronyCon fits in perfectly. Like it or not, ponies are very anthropomorphic. I always laugh at the silly “definition” fighting that happens over furries--especially over on /mlp/ where people decry the disgusting horrors that furries do while in the next sentence compliment someone on their r34 pic of futashy.

Jul 30, 2014 at 10:34PM EDT

Commented on a63.png

>hearsay
This is about as reliable as the “I was a security guard at BronyCon and Faust said Scootlaoo was a cripple” story. One day, she might break the NDA and reveal all, but until then, this is all /mlp/-tier rumors.

And besides, the idea that Twilight would succeed Celestia and not become royalty is just cringy to me. A diarchy that’s existed for several times as long as Great Briton suddenly becoming a democracy? That definitely wouldn’t end horribly with anarchy and civil war with the nobles.

Jul 29, 2014 at 07:23PM EDT

Commented on Operation Save Gaza

Civilians dying in a war is not a war crime. Intentionally targeting civilians is, but just because civilians die doesn’t mean the Hague can get involved.

Three things that are war crimes are hiding weapons and fighters inside of civilian/UN installations (such as schools), failing to properly identify your fighters via flag, uniform, color, etc from the civilian populace so your enemy knows who to shoot, and intentionally targeting civilians via rockets.

Jul 28, 2014 at 06:10PM EDT

Commented on Share a Coke

Now awaiting the “Share a Coke with: Hitler” photoshop.

Jul 28, 2014 at 06:00PM EDT

Commented on Auschwitz Selfie

“Concentration camp” is the general term for all camps in which people are forcibly restrained.

Auschwitz is a concentration camp.

Jul 24, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT

Commented on Matthew Burdette's Death

>I NEVER intend on going to college
Enjoy not getting a good job.

Also, from my two years of experience in a college, I can say that I haven’t once seen any sort of bullying--everyone’s too busy getting a degree for that shit. Then there’s the constant patrols Campus Security does and the fact that if the professors don’t tolerate you using your cell phone in class, they damn well won’t tolerate bullying.

In college, you’re treated like an adult and you’re fully expected to act like one.

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT

Commented on Matthew Burdette's Death

>kicked out of a class at University City High School for eating sunflower seeds
Wut. Of all the reasons to kick someone out of a class, they chose that one?

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:14PM EDT

Commented on Celestia's heir

>black cutie mark
>black mane stripes

I got 5:1 odds that the Nightmare is involved in some way.

Jul 16, 2014 at 06:10PM EDT

Commented on Dashcon

How much of the $17,000 did Dashcon pay you and where do I sign up?

Jul 16, 2014 at 02:47AM EDT

Commented on b6b.jpg

>Cadance is evil
>kills princesses
>kills Mane Five
>frames Twilight
>overthrow.exe
>grimdark world ensues
>Apple Bloom is a mole trying to assassinate the new Elements

Jul 13, 2014 at 07:21PM EDT

Commented on b6b.jpg

Hey, I was right. Cadance is the usurper. Either that or she stared into the abyss and it stared back.

Jul 13, 2014 at 07:19PM EDT

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