Joined Jun 06, 2012 at 04:39AM EDT
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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.
I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.
This is going to be the cover image for a [Grimdark] fic, isn’t it?
Nope, it’s actually Pinkie.
I christen thee, Flash Sentry, Rustler of a Thousand Jimmies.
“Also sister, the Royal Treasury’s now 200 million bits in debt.”
Could be worse. She could have paired you up with a Wailord.
I find this strangely arousing…
Oooohhhh, an NSFW tag, I wonder what kind of saucy pict--damn it, it’s [Grimdark]!
inb4 “I can.”
I know that feel, Lightning Dust.
I hate it when my face rips off of my head when I see a cute pony too.
Hey, Fridge Horror. How’s it going?
What’s that, Luna’s only got forty minutes of air before she passes out and dies? Let’s hope she’s got a clear enough head to teleport before that happens.
They need to put that “In case of emergency” box in the show. They need to.
>implying anyone comprehends high school
Fun fact: According to the official KYM/EQD Brony Survey, Applejack is both the least liked and most hated of the Mane 6.
I used to wonder what emotions could be
(My Little Feels)
Until you shared these sad comics with me
Lots of Death
A heartbroken soul
Sharing tears, it’s an easy feat
And immortality makes it all complete!
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MASTERS OF DARK MAGIC!
Ah, nothing taps the feels like guilty Celestia.
I can feel my GPU screaming in agony as it tries to process the flames and my frame rate dropping to single digits.
It’s Zecora’s worst nightmare.
Parentheses go first.
Despite PEMDAS’s order, multiplication and division are equal, like addition and subtraction are (i.e when doing the equation 3+5-7, you don’t do 5-7 first). As such, you do whatever’s first.
And then multiply.
Source: College Algebra Student.
This is a double pun. Not only does it make fun of the AU fanfics, but the original poem went:
For want of a nail, the shoe was lost;
For want of a shoe, the horse was lost;
For want of a horse, the rider was lost;
For want of a rider, the message was lost;
For want of the message, the battle was lost;
For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost,
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.
I’m going to use my balls to restrain you and turn you into my slave.
Why would you put whipped cream on a banana? It’s just empty calories.