Joined Jun 06, 2012 at 04:39AM EDT
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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.
I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.
Snips, you have a very strange taste in mares.
Damn superedits! These are always some of the creepiest gifs, I swear.
Science. A large, throbbing science.
Gather round kids for some good ol fashion mental scarring.
Why does this have an NSFW ta--sees tent
Ah, that would do it.
Actually, it’s a common misconception that Discord happened a thousand years ago. He actually occured some time before that and fanon dictates (and canon >implies) that his defeat is what allowed the Princesses to take over.
The timeline goes:
>Sombra (He most likely occurred very closely before NMM and possibly acted as a trigger for it. Perhaps Celestia received all the praise for defeating him and that was the proverbial straw.)
>rights of the zoophile
>not considering the rights of the animals
There’s gotta be a line somewhere. Are we really getting to the point where there’s no taboos anymore? Where people’s “rights” to do whatever they want trump any moral or legal standing? I don’t mean to invoke the slippery slop fallacy, but it’s a dangerous road to head down, one that has “Age of Consent” along its path.
“Legal when society realizes they’ve been stupid abut the topic? Yes.”
Your use of a Fluttershy avatar disappoints me.
(inb4 clopper/zoophilia debate)
>implying any guy’s into ponies to try and pick up chicks
>implying we’re not into it for the ponies
I don’t know about any of you, but my crippling social anxiety means I’ll probably never get into a relationship. Good thing I’m asexual or that’d be kind of depressing.
Not sure if intentionally screwed up for the crackiness, or glitched.
No, but it sounds like an innuendo.
Well, that escalated quickly, and horrifyingly.
Discord better be careful. With Equestria Girls seemingly confirming Twilight can use the Elements without their actual bearers, it means he no longer can use the Fluttershy veto.
Season 4, in a nutshell.
“…media tastes have (in most cases) nothing to do with sexual preferences. Getting sexually pleasured by the thoughts of animal-fucking it’s pretty fucking indicative of your latent zoophiliac instincts.”
I love how you contradict yourself in literally one sentence. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
Again, becoming aroused by animals (heavily anthropomorphic animals at that) having sex is not Zoophilia. A is not B. It’s basic logic. Since you have no way of knowing what cloppers “latent instincts” are, you can’t jump to a conclusion based off of fauly reasoning.
“…it’s not far away from zoophilia itself.”
Considering one is watching two sentient (and, in most cases, consenting) creatures engage in reproductive behavior and the other is raping a non-sentient animal, I’d say there’s a fairly large difference.
Twilight’s got her best Me Gusta face on.
Damn it, now I want to do this. I wonder how many LEGO BRAND building bricks it would take to build a full sized pony?
No, it’s okay because they’re fictional. I’m sure there’s a medical term for sexual arousment caused by two animals iengaging in coitus, but it’s not Zoophilia.
I didn’t realize you could read others thoughts and know exactly what they want to do. You should go call up the nobel committee and tell them of it, because you could win the Nobel Prize in Medicine for such an achievement.
It’s also very funny you’d use such a bad argument (hello Hasty Generalization/Ad hominem). If I’m not mistaken, one of the classic attacks haters lobby at Bronies is that we’re “pedophilies” for watching a show for little girls. Declaring the intention/motivation of a group based on what they watch/view? Where have I seen that before?
You know, that actual does kind of sound like something jumping out of a bush.
KYM Trolling Guide:
>Equestria Girls sucked and McCarthy clearly can’t write to save her life.
>Twilicorn was awesome/sucked
>Cloppers are bad and should feel bad
>post gore pics
>Season 4’s gonna be terrible
>Season 1 was terrible
>Ponies are a cancer that has infected KYM
>Loudly proclaim that you downvoted a picture/comment
>General Yi should stop posting
There, I think I covered all the bases.