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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on 2014 Red Bull Refund Settlement

>who alleged the drink’s slogan “Red Bull gives you wings” and other assertions about it improving the drinker’s performance were false
I fucking hate our tort law so much.

Oct 09, 2014 at 09:16PM EDT

Commented on 9e5.jpeg

About to be eaten
By a giant cretin
Under the Sea!

Oct 09, 2014 at 08:13PM EDT

Commented on f09.jpeg

Not sure if transformation fetish, or just a picture of undies.

Oct 09, 2014 at 08:10PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

The funny part is, I checked his site to see what games he doesn’t want me playing and they all looked like total shit I’d never touch anyway.

Oct 08, 2014 at 03:35PM EDT

Commented on #Benghazi

Well… at least it’s not a SJW hashtag.

Oct 07, 2014 at 12:06AM EDT

Commented on Caddicarus / James Caddic

>This Entry is W.I.P.
One of the most riveting KYM articles I’ve seen in years.

10/10. When will the episode be released?

Oct 07, 2014 at 12:03AM EDT

Commented on Tao Lin

It appears that him and his publisher got clearance--probably written since book companies don’t screw around--to use any material.

Oct 07, 2014 at 12:02AM EDT

Commented on Tao Lin

>was planning to sue him for “character defamation.”
Well, that is what you’re supposed to do about false rape threats. Also, wouldn’t it be libel since the comments were written?

Oct 07, 2014 at 12:00AM EDT

Commented on xTSGx's wall

As with any group, there’s always going to be variation in its members. While I agree with most fundamental baptist tenants, I happen to disagree on masturbation.

Oct 05, 2014 at 03:45PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

>Romans 9:20
“Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?”
Nope. I’m not understanding the context.

Oct 05, 2014 at 02:38PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

That’s their stock price, not sales.

Oct 05, 2014 at 02:34PM EDT

Commented on Made by GeneraalLucas

The fact the “Love and Tolerance” aren’t balanced properly is making the OCD part of my jimmies rustle badly.

Oct 05, 2014 at 02:13PM EDT

Commented on xTSGx's wall

Not every fundamentalist follows the stereotype.

Oct 05, 2014 at 02:37AM EDT

Commented on Vox Day / Theodore Beale

>rape between married persons is impossible
>explicit supporter of white superemecy
>atheism and autism are the greatest causes of moral degradation in the Western world
>an educated, but ignorant half-savage

It’s like /pol/ became a person.

Oct 04, 2014 at 02:18PM EDT

Commented on Harry Potter

>Mom’s Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter CANNOT Be Real
I can assure Jezebel that I’ve seen much much weirder fics than that.

Sep 29, 2014 at 10:08PM EDT

Commented on 25e.jpg

You have to massage the uvula, that’ll trigger her gag reflex (unless she’s suppressed it).

Sep 23, 2014 at 11:31AM EDT

Commented on Urban Outfitters Controversies

>“Hmmm, will this offend anyone?” If yes, DON’T RELEASE IT!!!
Yeah, but then, nothing would ever get released. Someone’s always offended by something.

Sep 17, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT

Commented on Urban Outfitters Controversies

Fun fact: that quote was originally in reference to John Crater, a New York judge who disappeared in 1930. The quote was made in 1956--only 26 years later.

Sep 17, 2014 at 06:05PM EDT

Commented on Mark Driscoll's "Penis Homes" Controversy

Honestly, I’m a little more concerned about the guy that decided to dig through 11 years of somebody’s internet history. There’s having a hobby, and there’s this.

Mortgage and interest rates are still too high so I’ll stick to masturbation until the market levels out and I can buy one on the cheap.

Sep 15, 2014 at 08:05PM EDT

Commented on Minecraft

Why do I get the feeling Mojang’s about to become the next Rare/Ensemble Studios?

Sep 15, 2014 at 07:25PM EDT

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