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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

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The small dip seen before the start of S4 is due to moot doubling the post timer from 30 seconds to sixty.

Jun 23, 2014 at 03:46PM EDT

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Once again, I have to question why Twilight would cover her breasts when ponies have no nudity taboo or why she was wearing panties as a pony.

Jun 22, 2014 at 04:45PM EDT

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Somebody’s butthurt England won’t be going to the Round of 16.

Jun 22, 2014 at 04:42PM EDT

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Huh, that doesn’t seem very NSF--oh sweet mercy!

Jun 21, 2014 at 06:00PM EDT

Commented on He is going to do it...

>can wield all the elements
>is in a relationship with Celestia
>everyone but the designated villains like him
>sacrifices himself/something he cares dearly for

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go turn off my Mary Sue alarm. It’s getting quite loud.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:58PM EDT

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The tags say it’s 1984 , the classic dystopian novel.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT

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Evil Cadance? That’s the only real option since Twilight’s out of the picture.

Either that or it’s some bullshit OC.

Jun 19, 2014 at 09:08PM EDT

Commented on Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS)

Islam is divided into two major religious factions--Sunnis and Shiites (think of it like the divide between Catholics and Protestants). I can’t say for certain, but I believe the divide comes from who “succeeded” Mohammad. Sunnis believe it was one guy, Shiites another.

What we’re seeing now is what Christianity saw in the 1600s--the two sides fighting each other in wars. Irag formerly had a Shiite government under Saddam Hussein, but Shiites were the minority in Iraq. Once ‘Merica came, the Sunnis, thanks to the joys of democracy, assumed control of the government, told the Shiites to suck it, and they did by joining ISIS. That’s why they’ve been able to steamroll through Iraq, the Shiites are giving them tact support.

Now, Iran--which is also Sunni--is planning on propping up the Iraqi government to keep the Shiites from taking control once more and extend their influence in the Middle East (as they apparently have a great deal of nostalgia for the Persian Empire).

Jun 17, 2014 at 07:01PM EDT

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That was an okay rape joke. Not the funniest one I heard.

Jun 16, 2014 at 05:22PM EDT

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Neither the USPTO or the USCO have Hasbro registering the term “brony.”

Jun 15, 2014 at 05:58PM EDT

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God, I remember the Faustening. I read through the thread when it had fifty replies, came back the next day, saw it had gotten stickied and had over a thousand replies, and knew shit had hit the fan somehow.

Jun 13, 2014 at 06:08PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

Fully automatic weapons have been banned since the National Firearms Act of 1934, which required a tax stamp that is no longer issued by the government.

Jun 12, 2014 at 07:00PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

According to the FBI, violent crimes in the US have been at twenty year lows. What you’re seeing is the media using their tried and true “if it bleeds, it leads” style of journalism to play up every shooting that takes place, when in reality, their much less common than they used to be.

Jun 12, 2014 at 06:55PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

>Guns ARE the problem.
Timothy McVeigh killed more people with a truck full of fertilizer than the top 8 mass shootings in the US combined.

The Bath School Bombing remains the deadliest school mass murder in US history, killing 38 children and 6 adults via dynamite and a car bomb.

Guns aren’t the problem, people wanting to kill are.

Jun 12, 2014 at 06:49PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

>not making any counter arguments to the claims check

Jun 12, 2014 at 06:41PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

>The fact remains that the Nazi Party loosened gun laws for German citizens
>Jews were prohibited from possessing any dangerous weapons, including firearms. They were also forbidden from the manufacturing or dealing of firearms and ammunition.
Makes sense. Can’t have the group you want to get rid of fight back.

Jun 12, 2014 at 06:40PM EDT

Commented on #NotOneMore

>inspired by an emotional plea against gun violence
So it’s an appeal to emotion fallacy on par with “think of the children!”

Your daily reminder that, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, heart disease is the #1 preventable killer in the US--killing twenty times more people every year than guns do.

Jun 12, 2014 at 06:31PM EDT

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Why was my first thought “hey, that’s a Honeywell fan!”

Jun 10, 2014 at 06:09PM EDT

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Somebody needs to turn that Spike face into a reaction image.

Jun 10, 2014 at 06:08PM EDT

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Don’t forget, you’re here forever.

Jun 09, 2014 at 06:30PM EDT

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>dat firm flank gets me every time

Jun 09, 2014 at 06:30PM EDT

Commented on oh god why

Not sure if helium mask suicide or opium den.

Jun 09, 2014 at 06:28PM EDT

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